ScoopZone Elite: September 9, 2013

    • ScoopZone Elite: September 9, 2013

      We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

       News for the week of September 9, 2013


      • WWE officials continue to tell our insiders that Curtis Axel does indeed exist. Apparently the Intercontinental Championship is still active as well.


      • Sami Zayn worked the WWE Live Events over the weekend. This would have never happened if Triple H didn’t assume that he is Sheamus‘ little brother.


      • Reality TV show star Omarosa Manigault announced she is dating Titus O’Neill. When seeing the couple at Summerslam festivities, Alex Riley made the joke “but I thought Darren Young was the gay one!” at least 17 times. No one laughed.


      • At the WWE Live Events this weekend, there were frequent and loud “Olé ” chants during Sami Zayn and Bo Dallas vs. Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger matches. Management were “amazed at how over Los Matadores are before even debuting.”


      • TNA Tag Team Champion, Gunner, took to Twitter to express his feelings on Five Dollar Wrestling. He feels Five Dollar Wrestling and anyone that works for it is a disgrace to the business. In related news, Gunner wrestles for TNA.


      • Christian York, recently released TNA wrestler, gave an interview and was asked if he thinks TNA will make it through their money problems. “Companies never last forever, but dreadlocks do,” was his answer.


      • Some IMPACT fans have recently hired a detective to find the whereabouts of the TV Title. Already looked into were Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Scott Hall‘s trash can and Jesse Sorrensen‘s local pawn shop. Next on the list are Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler‘s waists.

      Other News

      •  It was announced that amateur wrestling will continue to be a part of the Olympics. Most of the people that were responsible for keeping it around are in search of something new to care about for a few months.


      • Lance Storm has recently announced he will boycott segments featuring Daniel Bryan vs. The McMahon family. Other things Lance has boycotted in the last few years are TNA, WWE again, TNA again, the film Jack Reacher due to Tom Cruise‘s height, sitcoms without laugh tracks, public libraries and TNA again.

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