The Best of the Best of the Wrestlemania 30 Photo Booth

    • The Best of the Best of the Wrestlemania 30 Photo Booth

      If you’ve been to a middle class wedding in the past few years, you’ve probably come across a photo booth. They’re pretty self-explanatory – there’s a little booth or backdrop and maybe some props, you have a silly photo taken and that’s about it.

      For some reason, they had one at Wrestlemania 30 for the Hall of Fame and Axxess. This was an EXTREMELY good idea on the part of WWE, as it resulted in some pictures which are adorable, bewildering and occasionally creepy.

      WWE put together The Best of the Wrestlemania 30 Photo Booth on their site, but forget that – we only want the crème de la crème here at Wrestling On Earth, which is why we’ve collected The Best of the Best of the Wrestlemania 30 Photo Booth. Here goes!

       

      Daniel Bryan IS Hair Sniffer.

       

      Fandango IS Hair Sniffer 2: The Sniffening.

       

      Sami Zayn IS Hair Sniffer 3: Mr Sniff Goes to Washington.

       

       

      Mark Henry, pictured here auditioning for ‘Tyler Perry’s Surprised Uncle’.

       

      Biggest crime of the photo booth? It featured MizMom but not MizDad. Unacceptable.

       

      HA HA HA BECAUSE THE GREAT KHALI IS TALL YOU SEE

       

      OH MAN ENDLESS HEIGHT CHUCKLES HA HA HA GOOD TIMES

       

      I WOULD KISS ANY ONE OF THESE ADORABLE INDIVIDUALS SQUARE ON THE FACE (well, except for CJ Parker, obviously – he doesn’t even know how to do duck-face properly so I don’t have much faith in his smooching ability).

       

      Well, hello yourself, Cesaro (though he loses eco-points for using a plastic stirrer).

       

      SHIT, who invited Zack Ryder?

       

      NO ZACK WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR YOUTUBE SHOW, IT’S NOT 2011 ANYMORE.

       

      Really, it’s Heyman who needs to be putting his hand over JR’s mouth before ol’ Jimbo starts making snarky remarks about ‘the folk on Twitter’ or telling a made-up story about how TrueCar.com helped a friend of his buy a new car.

       

      “Hey, how can we make Michael Hayes even more disgusting? We’ve already got him in a tacky sparkly suit and stupid sunglasses.”

      “I dunno, put him in a fedora?”

      “PERFECT. Now cram him into the photo booth with Lita and make sure she looks kinda creeped out.”

       

      Oh Sergeant Slaughter, you too? Who’s giving all these old wrestlers fedoras? Is this the next step in the Men’s Rights movement?

       

      OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW, BETTER CALL SOMEBODY / D-O-DOUBLE G AND K-KWIK GETTIN’ PAUNCHY

       

      Dean Ambrose, projecting POWER. Do you think he did his little pocket handkerchief himself? That’d be adorable.

       

      Adam Rose, looking rightly disappointed at the lack of props and general party atmosphere in the photo booth.

       

      hiyaaaaaa

       

      Honestly, Damien Sandow might as well be a professional meme model now.

       

      Sami Zayn, moistening his eyebrows… for the ladies.

       

      William Regal and Paige, representing the dignified British elite.

       

      BO DALLAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

      WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE NOT WEARING A SHIRT

      BO DALLAS PUT A SHIRT ON PLEASE

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