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    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Let’s relax, sip on a nice hot coffee, and name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week! Sounds good, right? I mean, you’d tell me if you weren’t into it. You’re a nice person and I can trust you. Thank you.

    Holy moly! It’s that time of the week again already and let me tell you, I have an amazing announcement for you today. You can probably guess what it is but it’s still amazing. The announcement is that I have counted all of your votes and The Sexy Wrestler of The Week is ready to be named! Settle down! I know. It’s always a big deal. So, shall we get ok with it?

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    The Sexy Wrestler of The Week is none other than Finn Bálor! This NXT superstar is no stranger to this prestigious award but a lot has changed since his past wins. We caught up with him in a supermarket to snap this photo and he was THRILLED.

    Next week we will be naming another Sexy Wrestler of The Week… as we do every week. Do you have strong feelings about who should win? Then please let it be known. Vote! Get off your asses and vote!

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    ScoopZone Elite: May 25, 2015

    We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

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    News for The Week of May 25, 2015

    WWE

    • The Big Show has his own e-cigarette vaping liquid coming out later this year. This smoky and warm flavor will be called The Big Blend and taste like cinnamon and tree bark.

     

    • NXT star Baron Corbin was recently asked what he would do if he could do anything in the world. His answer was “I’d probably follow Papa Roach around as they tour.”

     

    • Taz has called his friends in WWE asking if Becky Lynch‘s new hair color is a sign he will be inducted into the Hall of Fame next year.

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    TNA

    • TNA fans are upset that Dixie Carter accidentally emailed nude pics of Eric Bischoff to Dave Meltzer and Destination America is canceling Impact because of it.

     

    • Mike Tenay doesn’t know what the fuck is going on.

     

    • Josh Mathews was kicked out of his apartment building due to neighbors complaining about how often he screamed at his laptop and iPhone about how much money he makes.


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    Other

    • Chris Jericho‘s Twitter, Instagram, podcast, and tattoo artist were all hacked recently by someone trying to ruin his reputation.

     

    • Eric Bischoff has been trying to get someone to leak his nudes for years now. Controversy creates cash.

     

    • Lance Storm uses a garden hose to remove fattening BBQ sauce from meat at barbeque themed family occasions so everyone lives a longer life.

     

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    This Or That (5/21/2015)

    Everybody loves binary decisions, especially wrestling fans! In This Or That, we’ve forced ourselves to choose between two options that relate to wrestling.

    Over four questions, @TimWelcomed, @JoeySplashwater and @TomBlargh will have to choose one of two options and give their reasoning on each of their choices. You can then vote on which one you’d choose, giving you the false impression that you’re somehow involved and we care about your opinion chance to join the conversation!

    Before we start, here’s last week‘s results:

    More likely to wrestle a match at Wrestlemania 31?

    Hulk Hogan – 67%, Ronda Rousey – 33%

    More likely to become WWE champion again?

    Sheamus – 83%, The Miz – 17%

    Better anti-American wrestler?

    Lance Storm – 59%, Rusev – 41%

    Better game?

    Air hockey – 68%, Foosball – 32%

    Which Kevin Owens match will be better: Samoa Joe or John Cena?

    Both will be great but which do you think will turn out the better overall match.

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    Tim:

    The fact that both of these matches are happening is just wild to me. I’m so excited for both of them. Samoa Joe is the perfect challenger for Owens in NXT right now because it doesn’t seem like anyone else can bring him down. The first meeting between Owens and Joe in NXT was impactful just as it was with Owens meeting Cena for the first time on Raw.

    Cena vs Owens has a lot going for it though. It’s Owens first main roster match and it’s on a WWE PPV against the biggest name in the company. When Cena has an opponent like Owens he always rises to the occasion and seems way more motivated. I always thought there wouldn’t be a better anti-Cena than CM Punk but the more I think about it the more I realize that the Kevin Owens character is the natural fit. I’d love a rivalry between these two to last for years.

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    Joey:

    John Cena vs. former ROH/PWG wrestlers tends to be instant magic. CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Cesaro, Luke Harper, Seth Rollins and a few others have had some of their best WWE matches vs. Cena because he knows how to adapt perfectly and the chemistry is always there.

    With someone as precise in storytelling as Kevin Owens is, he could have a chance at being one of Cena’s best opponents. I’m thinking it will be a special match we remember years from now.

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    Tom:

    Good lord, what a question. The Owens / Cena PPV match is the most exciting PPV match for ages. It feels unreal that it’s happening but… well, so does Joe/Owens in NXT. I’m fascinated to see how Joe performs as an official WWE superstar but hearing the rumours about his contract being a limited deal kind of spoils things. He might have great matches, but it seems unlikely that he’ll ever be elevated past the NXT level.

    On the other hand, Owens / Cena could be something else entirely. The two seem like they could be a natural fit and Cena seems to relish the idea of having a new foe who can deliver on the mic and in the ring. I’m fascinated to not only see how their match plays out, but also what kind of signals it sends for Owens’ future on the main roster.

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    Which Kevin Owens match will be better?

    • John Cena (84%, 42 Votes)
    • Samoa Joe (16%, 8 Votes)

    Total Voters: 50

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    NXT TakeOver: Unstoppable Preview and Predictions

    Who names these shows?

    Giving their thoughts and predictions on what to expect from the PPV are members of the site @JoeySplashwater, @TimWelcomed and @TomBlargh.

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    Baron Corbin vs. Rhyno

    Joey:

    My interest level rating is based upon Rhyno hitting this jaybrone with a sick GORE GORE GORE!!! If it doesn’t happen, we’re in for a sad night.

    Side note: Rhyno needs to face John Cena for the United States Championship in Philly, Chicago or one of the other places that ECW fans reside in.

    Interest Level: 10/10
    Prediction: Rhyno GORES this motherfucker.

    Tim:

    I’m all in on Rhyno beating the hell out of The Lone Wolf. I want a gore through the NXT set. Unfortunately, I see them letting B-Cor get the win here to help establish him as a completely bland sack of domination.

    Interest Level: 3/10
    Prediction: Baron Corbin wins.

    Tom:

    The Motorcycle Wolf has got this. Hopefully Rhyno breaks the ring apron video screen thing or gores a shopping cart again (STILL THE GREATEST SPOT OF ALL TIME).

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    Interest Level: 4/10
    Prediction: Baron Corbin wins.

    Bayley and Charlotte vs. Dana Brooke and Emma

    Joey:

    This match being made is disappointing. I was expecting Emma vs. Bayley. I love ironic ironic Emma being a parody of her former self blaming the NXT world for her downfall on RAW. I think there’s a great story with potential there. Sadly this tag match could be rotten. I don’t have an opinion on Dana Brooke but people whine about her a lot which means she’ll likely be successful. Charlotte has nothing to do in NXT anymore except main event house shows.

    Interest Level: 2/10
    Prediction: Emma and Dana Brooke win.

    Tim:

    Bailey, Charlotte, and Emma are more than capable of having an entertaining match and being in the ring with these women will only help Dana Brooke who I think has some potential. This wasn’t my ideal match for some of the ladies involved (Bayley and Emma have great characters that should be put in a place to grow here) but I’ll take it as I’m sure it won’t be a stinker. I feel like it’s a toss-up for who is going to win here so I’ll default to them giving the faces a win although more could probably be made out of giving Emma and Brooke the big “w.”

    Interest Level: 6/10
    Prediction: Bayley and Charlotte win.

    Tom:

    I really like Bayley, but I’m not that fussed about anyone else in this match. They’re all pretty good – the jury’s still out on young Dana Brooke, but she seems to have potential – but there’s nothing too compelling about the story behind this. The Emma character is bewildering, though I’m not sure that’s enough for me to want to watch her wrestle.

    Interest Level: 5/10
    Prediction: Emma and Dana Brooke win.

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    ScoopZone Elite: May 18, 2015

    We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

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    News for The Week of May 18, 2015

    WWE

    • Sheamus and his facial hair jewelry are becoming a very big problem when dealing with airport metal detectors.

     

    • Writers are pitching ideas for Seth Rollins to start wearing denim and have a female bodybuilder manager.

     

    • Vince McMahon is very high on Kane and wants him in every Raw segment at least once.

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    Wrestling Podcasts

    • Steve Austin is planning to Stone Cold Stun and pour beer on a light up jacket during his next live WWE Network podcast.

     

    • Ric Flair will be interviewing Bret Hart on his podcast this week where they backtrack and pretend they don’t hate each other.

     

    • Taz will debut a puppet co-host on his podcast soon. He will also be the voice of this puppet.


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    Other

    • Dixie Carter imagines Spike TV execs, Destination America execs, and Dave Meltzer when she kills innocent deer in her free time.

     

    • Even though Bully Ray is extremely scared of the internet he doesn’t get rid of it because he “likes the Youtubes.”

     

    • Lance Storm refuses to eat crab at restaurants unless they provide proof it is from Boston.

     

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    WWE Payback 2015 Preview and Predictions

    Not the Mel Gibson movie. FYI he’s a bigot.

    Giving their thoughts and predictions on what to expect from the PPV are members of the site @JoeySplashwater, @TimWelcomed and @TomBlargh.

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    Curtis Axel and Macho Mandow vs. The Ascension on the pre-show

    Joey:

    Cosplay Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage vs. Cosplay Road Warriors. What a time to be a wrestling fan. There’s usually a pre-show match worth checking out. This doesn’t seem like one of them.

    Interest Level: 0/10
    Prediction: Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow win.

    Tim:

    Get a load of this. The amount of gimmickry in this match is reaching dangerous levels. Sandow is back to impersonating and I’m back to not caring. I don’t expect this to be a hot warm-up for the show.

    Interest Level: 0/10
    Prediction: Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow win.

    Tom:

    Poor old Sandow. Poor old Axel, for that matter. Both of them deserve better. Maybe The Road Warriors: Fury Road will fall over or pee their pants or something and this’ll be worthwhile.

    Interest Level: X/10
    Prediction: Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow win.

    Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt

    Joey:

    I’ve been watching RAW for the most part and I have ZERO memory of any interactions between Bray Wyatt and Ryback. On the bright side, this match is like a Super Bowl of guys to become completely irrelevant after feuding with Chris Jericho. Maybe Fandango will be the referee?

    Interest Level: 0/10
    Prediction: Bray Wyatt wins

    Tim:

    Bray Wyatt had another vague bone to pick with someone so here we are stuck with this match-up. I don’t care about either guy and I am almost certain this won’t be anything to write home about but I’m curious as to what this match will even be like. What’s the chemistry here? Will this end in a handshake and The Nexus getting back together?

    Interest Level: 3/10
    Prediction: Bray Wyatt wins.

    Tom:

    Such a weird match-up that I’m almost sort of interested? Except for the fact that this is one of the many things that feels like it should be on an episode of Raw. I can’t remember why they’re feuding, I assume it’s the same reason why Bray feuds with anyone (i.e. FUCK KNOWS, HE JUST NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO, NEW FACE OF FEAR ETC.)

    Interest Level: 4/10
    Prediction: Bray Wyatt wins.

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    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Let’s howl at the moon or whatever and name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!

    The votes have been counted! Who did you vote for? Did they win? WELL, LET’S FIND OUT.

    Are you sure you’re ready to know?

    OKAY THEN.

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    The Sexy Wrestler of The Week is Davey Richards. This is his first time to win and quite frankly, it kind of came out of nowhere but he deserves it. Why? BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF YOU SAID SO. That’s how voting works. Well… he’s an accomplished wrestler and a paramedic too so, there’s that.

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    Here’s a young Davey Richards with his family. Little did he know he would one day win this prestigious award. I bet he’d be smiling if he did know at the time though! His life has had some downs not unlike everyone else. For example, he had a failed USA pilot back in 2008 called “Under Sold.”

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    Things are looking way better for this TNA roster member. Will he win again next week? I don’t know. That’s up to you. What I do know is that McDonald’s is offering a large sweet tea for only a dollar. Be sure to grab one tonight with a meal!

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    This Or That (5/13/2015)

    Everybody loves binary decisions, especially wrestling fans! In This Or That, we’ve forced ourselves to choose between two options that relate to wrestling.

    Over four questions, @TimWelcomed, @JoeySplashwater and @TomBlargh will have to choose one of two options and give their reasoning on each of their choices. You can then vote on which one you’d choose, giving you the false impression that you’re somehow involved and we care about your opinion chance to join the conversation!

    Before we start, here’s last week‘s results:

    Will Roman Reigns win the WWE Championship in 2015?

    No – 58%, Yes – 42%

    Better tag team?

    Cesaro and Tyson Kidd – 77%, The New Day – 23%

    Where would you rather see Sami Zayn wrestle full time?

    Raw – 73%, NXT – 27%

    Better Netflix hit series?

    Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt – 51%, Daredevil – 49%

    More likely to wrestle a match at Wrestlemania 32: Hulk Hogan or Ronda Rousey?

    Shoot attraction stars, brother.

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    Tim:

    I really don’t think Ronda Rousey will be allowed to wrestle. I can’t make much sense out of Dana White letting her do that. I think it would be awesome but we are way more likely to get Hulk Hogan’s farewell match or whatever the hell it is he’s been talking about for years now. If they do that he’ll have to be the hot tag in a tag match, right? He can’t go out and have a whole match by himself. Anyway, I see him back in the ring at Wrestlemania 32 way before I can see Rousey.

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    Joey:

    I just can’t see Dana White allowing his biggest attraction to risk injury and make so much money for WWE unless he gets a large cut out of this. I also don’t think Vince McMahon will pay Dana White to use Ronda Rousey. Maybe she’ll be in the corner of The Rock when he faces Triple H but I just don’t think the politics allows her to wrestle an actual match.

    Hulk Hogan may get a weird tag match or some sort of a match that protects his limitations while giving him a leg drop and celebration in Dallas. Hogan just has to convince Vince McMahon one more time. The Ronda Rousey scenario faces more hurdles.

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    Tom:

    I have no idea how UFC contracts work but old Dana “As Real As It Gets” White seemed pretty set on young Ronda not getting into the graps properly. So, while her showing up for another segment could happen, I don’t imagine an actual match will.

    As for the Hulkster, he’s in the greatest shape of his LIFE. Don’t believe it? Just ask him, brother! He’s ready to pose, deliver some half-speed punches and deliver one (1) powerslam to a wrestler no heavier than 220 pounds ***PLEASE NOTE, NO LEGS WILL BE DROPPED, THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE***.

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    More likely to wrestle a match at Wrestlemania 32?

    • Hulk Hogan (67%, 34 Votes)
    • Ronda Rousey (33%, 17 Votes)

    Total Voters: 51

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    The Devil’s #1 Wrestling Detective Agency: Are AIW and AAW the Same Thing??? – Episode 3

    Previously, on The Devil’s #1 Wrestling Detective Agency

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    Wow, what a miraculous journey this has been! We’ve revolutionized the mini-series genre to the point that WOE is considering turning us into an anthology series! It is just so wunderbar.

    Unfortunately, our show’s administrative costs have gotten out of control. As such, you may not see The Devil’s #1 Wrestling Detective Agency unless you paypal me lots of money straight away. Just paypal me money, and you will almost definitely get more seasons of the show.

     

     

     

    Hour 3(+):

    “AIW – Gauntlet for the Gold 2015″

    Hour #3 kicks off with Josh Alexander (accompanied by Veda Scott) defending his Absolute Championship against Dick Justice. This was such an interesting styles clash, as Alexander wrestles like a late-2000s indie wrestler that takes himself too seriously, whereas Justice looks and works mostly like a parody of 1980s WWF wrestling. While Justice looked poor at times in the mechanics of pro wrestling, he took his beating well. This was essentially a slightly extended, slightly competitive squash match that Alexander (obviously) won. This would not work as a main event of a show, but it is fine when you have a Royal Rumble-style match on top. A fine effort that accomplished what it needed to. (***) (PS: The AIW fans lived down to their reputation in regards to their taunts at Veda Scott. Trash.) (PS #2: @TomBlargh is The Big Dog.)

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    ScoopZone Elite: May 11, 2015

    We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

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    News for The Week of May 11, 2015

    WWE

    • Vince McMahon fell in love with podcasts when he was a guest on Steve Austin’s and wants to start his own where he discusses current events. Close friends say they are constantly telling him this is a bad idea.

     

    • Pepsi is no longer sponsoring anything WWE related after Roman Reigns insulted their logo being used in the form of body art.

     

    • Triple H stands in front of his wardrobe for about three hours before every show debating on if it is time to bring the denim and leather combo back.

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    TNA

    • Dixie Carter is filming a reality show about how long she can ignore reality.

     

    • TNA had lost all interest in getting Bully Ray back until they saw him in a WWE ring in January.

     

    • To make up for canceling their China tour, TNA is looking to sign Chyna to a long term deal.


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    Other

    • Chris Jericho is trying to secure some new gigs starring in The Expendables 5, hosting Redneck Island 2, and selling t-shirts with the word “WHAT?” on it.

     

    • Taz tells everyone he thinks was born after 2000 that he used to have a cartoon character based on him.

     

    • Lance Storm is very passionate about the outcomes on those celebrity lip sync shows.