ScoopZone Elite: March 23, 2015

    • ScoopZone Elite: March 23, 2015

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      News for The Week of March 23, 2015


      • Dean Ambrose recently bought a 1978 Pontiac Trans Am. He won’t let anyone ride with him and calls it “The Bad Boy.”


      • The Wrestlemania 31 set will be a huge computer screen. The plan is to have it glitch and lock up on Roman Reigns face early on in the night so that he is always in view.


      • Chris Jericho and Triple H are conducting a “Freaky Friday” experiment about “smart mark perception.”


      • Kurt Angle wrote into his new TNA contract that he must be given one world title reign or be allowed to do three moonsaults off steel cages per year.


      • TNA had promised all of their wrestlers a bonus. The bad news is it ended up not being a bonus check. The good news is that the they will never get wet again since they now all have old Willow umbrellas.


      • James Storm is currently perplexed about his own damn luck.


      • Lucha Underground has banned Vince Russo from their tapings after Russo was spotted hiding in a casket during the recent main event Casket Match.


      • Kevin Nash is hosting his own public Wrestlemania party. Three cigars is the price of admission and everyone is encouraged to help him shape his goatee.


      • Lance Storm is celebrating his birthday next week by having a silent book club party with all you can eat tofu-cakes.

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