ScoopZone Elite: March 16, 2015

    • ScoopZone Elite: March 16, 2015

      We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

      News for The Week of March 16, 2015

      WWE

      • Vince McMahon always pitches angles involving Jim Ross getting beat up or made fun of until someone reminds him that he is still not back with the company.

       

      • Seth Rollins threatened to tweet out more nude photos of WWE employees if Jimmy Jacobs wasn’t hired.

       

      • There is a clause in every contract for popular indie wrestlers who sign with WWE that says they must pose for selfies with Triple H at least twice a month.

      TNA

      • TJ Perkins/Manik is protesting Women’s History Month by using the women’s restroom all month.

       

      • Matt Hardy claims that he and his brother will soon make Impact Wrestling a “weekly can’t miss product.” Word from backstage is that Jeff Hardy has been recording voice-overs for his thoughts and Matt Hardy’s hair has been braided.

       

      •  Disgruntled TNA office employees put orange peels in Taz‘s mailbox to piss him off.

      Other

      • PWG is the first wrestling promotion to have a 4 star average match rating by Dave Meltzer.

       

      • After years of pressure Tony Schiavone is finally working on creating his own brand of BBQ sauce.

       

      • Lance Storm can only be contacted via AIM chat.

       

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