Good day, all. I am here to tell you that it is time to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week.
Hello. Today we have another first time Sexy Wrestler of The Week! I fully back this winner and am glad you all decided to vote for this one. Out of the 1,000,000 votes we received, 999,000 of them were for this wrestler. Those aren’t rounded numbers. Those are exact! Times are crazy and so is wrestling.
Without any longer of a wait…
Shinsuke Nakamura is your new Sexy Wrestler of The Week! I can hear your partying in the streets already. The streets will be littered with streamers. It’s a beautiful thing. Thank you for voting.