Things Lance Storm Dislikes

Lance Storm is a Twitter enigma.

Twitter allows us to get to know our favorite wrestlers on a more personal level. We get to see more than just their wrestling characters or athleticism as they beat each other up in their underwear. One of the interesting aspects is getting to see what the wrestlers you grew up watching likes or in this case dislikes. Enjoy as we learn more about Lance Storm and his interests as a person.

Here are Things Lance Storm Dislikes:

CHAPTER 1: WRESTLING

Yes, we have chapters.

3 way matches

Nothing against the guys in the match, but I don’t like 3 ways. #ImpactLIVE

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) May 24, 2013

4-6 minute matches

@BrandNGreen @wwe LiveEvents were fun, PPV were great, TV was more work than fun because of time constraints. I don’t like 4-6 min matches — Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) March 31, 2013

Walk out finishes

I really dislike the walk out finish to a match. #RAW Unless you are saving your title why willingly lose?

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) August 6, 2013

The term co-main event

I hate the term Co-Main Event sound like you are trying to protect fragile egos. It’s The Semi-Main Event. #UFCFightNight — Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) January 16, 2014

When pro wrestlers talk about putting on a good show

I hate when pro-wrestlers talk about putting on a good show, I like it even less when UFC fighters say it. #SuspendMyDisbelief

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 28, 2013

Chikara

“@Baker_501: @LanceStorm are you familiar with @chikarapro wrestling?” Yes, but it’s not my cup of tea

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 24, 2013

6 sided rings

#LanceStorm Thinks TNA Bringing Back The 6-Sided Ring Is A Very Bad Idea http://t.co/sWGSjfOabj

— WWE (@bibhaskar) July 9, 2014

Guys sitting on commentary

I don’t usually like when guys sit in on commentary but @TheDamienSandow was great tonight. #RAW

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 23, 2013

Fandango

“@MrBradPreston: @LanceStorm Thoughts on Fandango?” I don’t like the gimmick.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 15, 2013

Eric Young’s comedy character

“@TL8throum: @LanceStorm do you find EY entertaining?” I think he’s a great wrestler but I don’t like the comedy character

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) March 29, 2013

His “BORING” character

@Mick_Lee @Collycoo Didn’t like it, doesn’t mean I regret it.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 31, 2011

CHAPTER 2: SPORTS

Lance is not fond of professional sports.

Soccer

This World Cup thing, is it every 4 yrs because it takes that long to finish up? #EnoughAlready

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 12, 2014

Basketball

“@PrateepCenation: @LanceStorm is this true? pic.twitter.com/xyUMOAxEer”. Very much so

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) June 7, 2013

Tennis

“@Cesaro_7o: @LanceStorm Hi from France Lance ! Do you follow the World Cup ? #FRA” no, I hate tennis

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) June 30, 2014

How about golf?

“@Cesaro_7o: @LanceStorm This is not tennis ! xD” I don’t like golf either

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) June 30, 2014

Baseball AND Football

“@NoScopee: @LanceStorm Do you like the Giants or Jets?” I don’t follow baseball.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) June 4, 2013

Hockey

“@hamadsalthani: @LanceStorm are you a hockey fan . If so which team do you support” not a hockey fan

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) March 3, 2013

CHAPTER 3: POP CULTURE

Lance is not fond of many things in music, TV and film.

Reality TV

“@KenAdams_: @LanceStorm do you watch any reality shows? if so what’s your favorite?” I don’t like Reality TV

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) January 17, 2013

House of Cards

@Lagana I tried the show, but couldn’t get into it. I didn’t like anybody. The show made me dislike the people and the system.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) February 15, 2014

Tom Cruise

@smallscreensavr I thought Tom Cruise ruined the movie. terrible casting. He was so small, Reachers confidence came off as cocky & arrogant

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) August 31, 2013

Anne Hathaway

Enjoyed Dark Knight Rises, but did not like Hathaway. Find her in attractive & unbelievable. Think @ginacarano would have been way better

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) May 26, 2013

Tom Cruise some more

@RandyOrtonGuy Tom Cruise so I could smack the shit out of him for casting himself as Jack Reacher.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) February 27, 2013

Music that uses the N word 🙁

As a parent I really hate music that uses the N word. Doubt my daughters would have ever heard the word if not for “entertainment” uses 🙁

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 14, 2014

Comedy

I hate comedy #RAW

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) May 7, 2013

CHAPTER 4: TECHNOLOGY

Not everyone is fond of the modern era.

His cell phone

I really hate my cell phone. the touch screen only responds sometimes and my phone isn’t very old. It’s an HTC Status.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) February 19, 2013

His Dell laptop so f’n much

I hate my Dell laptop so F’n much. I want to throw it out the window. My keyboard keep switching to highlighted blue char. on keys.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) February 28, 2014

Reading the backlit screen on iPad

@WEarly1977 I don’t like reading on a back lit screen for long periods of time

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 11, 2013

CHAPTER 5: EXTRACURRICULAR HOBBIES

What does Lance like to do?

Alcohol

“@DamoKiely: @LanceStorm @chrisbradish And do you like pina coladas?” I don’t drink

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 15, 2013

Marijuana

I really hate when the entire floor of my hotel room smells like pot. #nonsmoking

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) November 10, 2013

Parties

“@BeccaEvers: I hate parties” that’s because you are my daughter

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 1, 2013

Libraries

Any Authors out there, I’m curious your take on libraries and your work. Seems like you are being robbed, sort of a low tech file sharing.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) September 8, 2013

Shopping

@THETOMMYDREAMER I still hate shopping, thankfully my wife does it all for me.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) August 13, 2013

CHAPTER 6: LIFE

Lance on the small things in life

Cooler weather

I don’t like this cooler weather but it’s nice to be able to take my dog with me & be able to leave him in the truck. 12 degrees and cloudy

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 29, 2013

Snakes

“@NevermindBadTen: @LanceStorm jealous of Dean Ambrose getting “snaked” on Old School Raw?” Nope, I don’t like snakes

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) January 9, 2014

Morning flights

Alarm set for 4:50 am. I hate morning flights. #TravelWoes

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) March 3, 2013

Liars, cheats and Chael Sonnen

@JackPride it’s not hate I just don’t respect liars and cheaters, Chael is both.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) August 18, 2013

Silly lights

I hate these silly lights #RAW #SinCara

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 9, 2013

People

Women ahead of me at security had 5 carry on bags. A large purse, a backpack, a HUGE fanny pack, and 2 suitcases. God I hate people.

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) April 20, 2013

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