Sexy Wrestler of The Week: Mortdecai Edition

    • Sexy Wrestler of The Week: Mortdecai Edition

      Pre-Order your tickets for Mortdecai while we name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!


      “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

      – Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) in Gone With The Wind (1939)


      “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”

      – Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing (1987)


      “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.”

      – Luke (Paul Newman) in Cool Hand Luke (1976)


      “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

      – Jack Byrnes (Robert DeNiro) in Meet The Parents (2000)


      “Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.”

      – President Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)

      Those are the five greatest quotes ever spoken in cinematic HISTORY. We can all AGREE on this. Today, I want to bring up a future classic that we will all be quoting for decades to come and probably already say every week! This is a line from a movie that is on the tip of everyone’s tongue. You hear a buzz? It’s probably coming from this movie.

      “They’re naming The Sexy Wrestler of The Week today.”
      – Charles Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) in Mortdecai (2015)

      The Sexy Wrestler of the Week is such a prestigious award that now the Hollywood elite are talking about it in movies! But this one isn’t just any movie, it is without a doubt a contender for an instant classic! You want to know more about this upcoming hit movie? Well here is a quick synopsis:

      “Art dealer Charles Mortdecai searches for a stolen painting that’s reportedly linked to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. This is not anything like The Pink Panther so quit saying that.”

      Mortdecai will hit theaters on January 23, 2014 and features Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, and Olivia Munn. More Mortdecai please!

      With that out of the way (yet Mortdecai Fever is still going at full blast) we will now name this week’s winner!

       

      There you have it! AJ Lee is The Sexy Wrestler of The Week! In case you don’t know, all of the promotional posters for Mortdecai have various characters in the movie wearing Mortdecai’s precious mustache!

      I find it hilarious and get a genuine laugh every time I see one of these people with that damned zany mustache. That movie will for sure be a laugh-a-minute romp and you should all see it! I know I will be seeing it when I get back from my cruise.

      I have recently come into some extra cash and will be away for the next three weeks. Don’t worry though. That won’t stop me from naming The Sexy Wrestler of The Week! Be sure to vote and maybe even write in your personal review of Mortdecai when you do. I know you’ll love it.

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