Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    • Sexy Wrestler of The Week

      It’s time for a bird! No. It’s time for a plane! No. It’s time for Sexy Wrestler of The Week! Now with 10% more Sexy. We will match any local competitor’s advertised price.

      Let me tell you, we have had an overwhelming amount of votes come in for this week’s winner. So overwhelming that we had to hire interns to count all of them because we could not do it all by ourselves. There was an unfortunate accident involving hot butter and a 1940’s era meat processor that ended in their dismissal two days after they were hired but they did help enough before they were let go.

      Let’s cut to the chase and unveil the person you voted as the winner for this week.

       

      Well, well, well. Look’s like you all just can’t get enough of your Sexy Wrestler of The Week, Adam Cole. I can’t blame you. No one has ever properly defeated him from this position without underhanded tactics. You, the people, have spoken.

      Since last week had a record number of votes we have started a poll for you to vote on next week’s winner. This will make it easier for us to keep count of and also make it more fair and streamlined. Voting closes at 7:00 PM EST next Wednesday. Let your voice continue to be heard!

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