Sexy Wrestler of The Week

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      It’s a special night because it’s Sexy Wrestler of The Week night. Get with it.

      Welcome to a very special edition of Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Then again, isn’t that every edition? This is a very holiday themed version so I hope you enjoy. I filled it with love and cheer. So much cheer.

      Let me paint you a picture. You wake up at 5:00 AM. It smells of yule or what the hell ever that is. That can only mean one thing. It’s Christmas and you have presents waiting under the big green.

      You run down the stairs in glee but around the second step you fall and roll all of the way down, across the floor, and then straight through your glass door. You’re outside, cold, and bloody now but that doesn’t deter you.

      You reach your Christmas tree and there it sits. A present the size of a human. What could it be?! Probably a human. Why? You don’t know. You grab the card attached to it.

      “From: Wrestling On Earth”

      “Oh, wow.”

      “To: You Beautiful Being”

      You blush and continue reading.

      “The votes have been cou-”

      You throw the note into the fire. You know how that goes and you do not want to read it again, quite frankly. Then, with a loud crunch, the box explodes open. You faint.


      Dean Ambrose is The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. You have a merry Christmas and never forget this incredible present bestowed upon you during this happy holiday of 2014. Wow.