Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    • Sexy Wrestler of The Week

      Oh, come in. I was just finishing this painting. And drinking a wine. Please sit down. Let’s name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week while you’re here.

      It has been a pretty big week for me as I reimagined a famous piece of art to include the winner of this weekly award. I couldn’t spend 18 years working on something so I just decided to use a small area of a famous painting. What piece better to take from than iconic artist Raphael’s “La Madonna di San Sisto.”

      Famous artist, Raphael

      I know what you’ll be thinking when you see it. “That’s not the Madonna I know!” Well, you’re right. Firstly, because I am just using the left cherub from the bottom of the picture. You may know cherubs as “cupids” and that’s fine. Just ignore me rolling my eyes at you. Secondly, if you were educated in the fine arts like me, an intellectual master of all things Earth, you’d know that the focal point is not pop singer Madonna but instead the biblical Virgin Mary holding a baby. Oh, that baby? Yeah, his name is Jesus. Maybe you’ve heard of him. If not you need to find him.

      Ah, can’t you feel the Valentine’s Day aura glowing off of this masterpiece? Your eyes aren’t fooling you. The Sexy Wrestler of The Week is indeed Baron Corbin. Rejoice! For your votes matter.

      …So, I didn’t have any paint or paintbrushes and my room mate Marty is becoming more of a burden on my income so I couldn’t buy any so I just printed out a picture of The Lone Wolf’s head and stuck it on there. I hope you don’t mind.

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