We are here to show the world how to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!
The votes have been counted so hard. I counted the votes like I have never counted before. I kicked out my roommate and decided it was time I got serious about this. I counted every vote four times to make sure this was all done right so here we are. LET’S DO THIS.
Dolph Ziggler is The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. He is no stranger to this prize. He has climbed the ladder to your hearts before and this proves he is still within us all. Speaking of ladders, Dolph Ziggler will be in a ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship at Wrestlemania. He has had quite the history with ladders. We should take a quick look.
Dolph Ziggler has cut promos atop ladders. Bravery.
Dolph Ziggler has won Money In The Bank by climbing a ladder. Power.
Dolph Ziggler has won the Intercontinental Championship in a ladder match. Persistence.
Dolph Ziggler has carried an open ladder on his head during his entrance. Balance.
Plus, he has a pretty sweet French braid. That is a French braid, right? I’m pretty sure it is. He may be awful at Twitter but he sure is a great pick for this week. Good job to all of you. I’m proud to be apart of this momentous occasion.