Yeah, so… It’s time to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!
This week we have a first! A retired wrestler has been crowned The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. I was amazed by this when counting the votes and wasn’t sure if I should let retired wrestlers count but after a long meeting with The Sexy Committee it was ultimately decided that democracy is an impenetrable rock and should never be questioned
With that, let’s now bask in the new winner’s glory.
I don’t know how or why and I don’t plan on asking, but Pat Patterson is our new Sexy Wrestler of The Week. He does have an impeccable sense of fashion. Congratulations to him and to you, the voter. See you next week!