Seven Things: 7 Worst #IfIWereBookingRaw Tweets

Welcome to Seven Things, a list that consists of very eclectic topics. These are of my opinions and doesn’t express the views of others on WrestlingOnEarth.

Vince Russo thought it would be a good idea to give wrestling fans a hashtag game where they can make booking jokes.

New game everyone — fantasy booking using #IfIWereBookingRAW. What would you do?

— Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) August 18, 2014

What could go wrong?

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Disclaimer: This is being posted very early into the hashtag game and many more awful tweets will be made thus sadly missing the list.

7. LOL Piss

#IfIWereBookingRAW Brock comes out and takes a PISS on the new WWE title belt — Joseph Rosett (@PlanetX1) August 18, 2014

6. Original idea!

#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d turn John Cena heel.

— Not DDP (@PositivelyPage) August 18, 2014

5. B00bs

#IfIWereBookingRAW Lana would take off all her clothes and dance for us. — B R A N D O N, K. (@lcwki) August 18, 2014

4. Get it? They say $9.99 a lot!

#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d hire Michael Buffer to say at the start of every show. “Live for just 9.99 on WWE Network”

— Edgar Allen Bro (@Trav_Atkinson) August 18, 2014

3. Outdated jabroni tweet

#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d give Emma a hood gimmick and I’d have her start a feud with Paige all over an iPhone case. — Not DDP (@PositivelyPage) August 18, 2014

2. This guy had a few gems

#IfIWereBookingRaw I’d repack the Repo man and name him #Ferguson

— Andrew MacDonald (@Andrew_Mac617) August 18, 2014

1. Obviously

#IfIWereBookingRaw I’d bring back the attitude era. — Baèstabon. ♕ (@TheMrsAmbrose) August 18, 2014

Thanks a lot, Russo.