ScoopZone Elite: September 14, 2015

    • ScoopZone Elite: September 14, 2015

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      News for the Week of September 14, 2015


      • Vince McMahon is very high on Brong Strowban as the new member of The Wyatt Family


      • The Lana/Rusev/Dolph Ziggler/Summer Rae storyline is all based on an improv comedy show Ziggler performed in.


      • WWE will be releasing a DVD containing every Randy Orton vs Sheamus match in time for the holidays.

      WWE Network

      • There were talks of making Miz TV a late night talk show with The Big Show as the co-host but then someone decided that was too good of an idea.


      • Instead of adding the rest of WCW Nitro episodes to the WWE Network, there will be a series where Eric Bischoff wears “grandma jeans” and talks about them all one by one.


      • Swerved was officially cancelled when Kofi Kingston refused to sign a disclaimer freeing WWE legally if he dies in a prank gone wrong.


      • A very tall British CHIKARA fan unsuccessfully tried to place Fenix in a jail cell made of gluten after the lucha star cursed at King of Trios.


      • Kazarian will be missing some shows over the next month as Vex Temper will be traveling to county fairs and competing in various battle of the bands contests.


      • Lance Storm has triple-checked the math to verify the accuracy of the BellaTron.

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