ScoopZone Elite: October 12, 2015

    • ScoopZone Elite: October 12, 2015

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      News for the Week of October 12, 2015


      • Roman Reigns will be on a future episode of Superstar Ghost Stories talking about the time the ghost of The Rock raised his hand after the Royal Rumble.


      • Dean Ambrose sticks chewed gum under every desk he encounters.


      • Kane, The Big Show, and Mark Henry all sit around roasting the younger talent every night and give each other high-fives constantly.


      • TNA plans to respond to James Storm joining NXT by bringing back Chris Harris.


      • To get more traction on the internet TNA will start displaying memes on the green screen behind Josh Mathews.


      • Jason Hervey (the annoying brother from Wonder Years) has been lost inside the Impact Zone for the last year.


      • Eric Bischoff is pitching Lucha Underground to hire him as a Donald Trump-like babyface character.


      • Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan did a podcast together and somehow managed to make it the most boring thing.


      • Lance Storm sells dead goldfish to unassuming children under the belief the fish are sleeping.


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