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ScoopZone Elite: May 2, 2016

    • ScoopZone Elite: May 2, 2016

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      News for The Week of May 2, 2016


      • Triple H has been hiding because he is embarrassed of the recent NXT shows and tapings.


      • Following the news of Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon running Raw together, their sibling Hornswoggle will return very soon to gain control of Smackdown.


      • To get ready for his match with Kalisto at Payback, Ryback studied National Geographic tapes about flies for tips on agility.


      • Alex Riley is pitching an NXT Civil War storyline where he plays a combination of both Iron Man and Captain America with all the foreign talent playing ethnically stereotypical villains.


      • Don West will be doing voice overs for NXT television effective immediately.


      • Eric Young saw people turning on NXT so he signed a deal just to be able to defend it on Twitter.


      • ROH is no longer allowing grilled cheese sandwiches in their venues unless it was made between 2004-2008.


      • Scott Steiner’s Shoney’s restaurant is in trouble after corporate found out that he had added the word “Freak” before every item on the menu.


      • Lance Storm‘s favorite member of the Hart Foundation was Jim Neidhart.

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