ScoopZone Elite: February 1, 2016

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News for The Week of February 1, 2016

WWE

• Byron Saxton may be missing a few weeks of shows for scheduled maintenance. This is a completely normal process for all androids.

• The roster being depleted with injuries has led to talks of Vince McMahon returning to in-ring action against The Undertaker in the main event of Wrestlemania 32.

• Alicia Fox asking to legally change her name to Alicia Bella will be a huge part of the next season of Total Divas.

NXT

• Austin Aries is already trying to form a relationship with Triple H by setting his ringtone to Motorhead and loudly talking about Joe DeFranco‘s workouts any time Triple H is in the same room as him.

• Corey Graves isn’t allowed to be around Bayley’s inflatable tube men because he always tries drawing tattoos on them.

• Sami Zayn has become very unpopular in the locker room by trying to recruit members of NXT to start a real musical band.

Other

• Lucha Underground will begin filming Season 5 next week.

• Wrestling fans across the globe are worried that Lucha Underground will not get a sixth season and a movie.

• Lance Storm has fed fake information about Chris Jericho and Taz to each of them in successful attempts of elaborately starting a podcast war for his own amusement.