ScoopZone Elite: April 4, 2016

    • ScoopZone Elite: April 4, 2016

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      News for The Week of April 4, 2016

      WWE

      • The Undertaker misunderstood the stipulations of his Wrestlemania match and is very sad that he can’t retire already.

       

      • Hulk Hogan is pitching the idea of returning against Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania 33 to continue Wyatt’s “reverse streak.”

       

      • Shane McMahon was seen preparing his sons for Wrestlemania 52 by tossing them from a hotel balcony into a dumpster.

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      NXT

      • Baron Corbin has fully embraced his “Big Breakfast” nickname and now wears a fanny pack filled with scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns everywhere he goes.

       

      • Alex Riley shook the hands of the religious protesters outside WrestleMania events and whispered “Hail Trump.”

       

      • Austin Aries was disgruntled about something at the NXT show this weekend.

      Other

      • Gabe Sapolsky sold the rights of Zack Sabre Jr.‘s moveset to Triple H in exchange for another six months of Matt Riddle in EVOLVE.

       

      • The producers of Total Divas have banned the stars from dating boring, obnoxious idiots with terrible fashion sense and stupid tattoos. As a result, every castmember is now single except for Nattie and the Bellas.

       

      • Lance Storm ribs Chris Jericho by only “liking” Twitter compliments about Jericho’s matches instead of retweeting them.

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