Wrestling companies make merchandise. It’s usually pretty bad, but sometimes, it’s terrible. Welcome to The Merch Table.
Every so often, @TomBlargh will look at some of the awful merch that someone expects you to buy. Up this week: SUPLEX CITY, BITCH.
RedBubble has 60 different “Suplex City, Bitch” t-shirts. Yes, really. I’m now going to look at every single one of the bastards because fuck you and fuck me. LET’S GET STARTED.
Okay, Brock’s mad old face in the background, great. Cool. Lovely stuff.
The text underneath says “break necks, kill egos”. I don’t know why.
He is quite literally performing a suplex onto a city there! How about that?!?
The exclamation mark really drives it home.