Yeah. You know what time it is. It’s Sexy Wrestler of The Week time!
Well, well, well… It looks like we are at it again. Another week, another sexy wrestler. This week is interesting. Do you want to know what is so interesting about it? Okay, I’ll tell you.
We have a first time winner but looking at the dates on the votes it seems the majority of this wrestler’s votes were cast before Monday. Then on Monday something happened to change this wrestler dramatically but I can’t rule out that you would still have voted for him anyway. Everyone likes a little facepaint.
Do you want to know who the winner is?
Did the description give it away?
It’s your fault if it did. You said you wanted to know why this week was interesting.
I’m still deciding if I want to tell you who the winner is.
I could just cancel this altogether. Is that what you want?
Okay. I guess I’ll tell you now.
There you have it! What was intended to be Cody Rhodes’ first win now leaves us with Stardust as The Sexy Wrestler of The Week! Wrestling is unpredictable. You never really know what is going to happen. Maybe next time you’ll ask yourself “Will I still feel this way if he turns into a strange gold man” before you vote.