Not the N64 game.
Jack Swagger vs. Baron Corbin on the kickoff show
Jack Swagger getting a push is the worst thing currently going on in WWE. Who in WWE likes this guy enough to keep him giving him opportunities? I will be skipping the kickoff show. Apologies to Big Breakfast.
For all the talk of how good Smackdown has been at making new stars, they’ve fucked up big time with Corbin.
Interest Level: 0/10
Prediction: Baron Corbin wins.
Baron Corbin has all of the potential to be a fun character so you would think Smackdown would be the place for him but here we are doing this. Hopefully he runs through Swagger and moves forward while Swagger disappears again. I will watch this in my wooden chair three feet away from my television with a glass of warm water as I am the last true wrestling critic and can not let myself be distracted during any grappling but I can’t say I am intrigued by this at all.
Interest Level: 00/10
Prediction: Baron Corbin wins. Big Breakfast Heads rejoice across the globe.
Swagger even being on a pre-show match is genuinely kind of outrageous, isn’t it? Poor old Baron Corbin.
Interest Level: 3/10
Prediction: Breakfast wins the big one.
Curt Hawkins vs. TBD
I take it back. Curt Hawkins is the worst thing in WWE.
I will change my mind and consider this genius if Hawkins becomes a jobber that spews his “facts” before taking a loss every match.
Interest Level: 0/10
Prediction: Curt Hawkins wins.
I haven’t disliked anything quite as much as I’ve disliked Curt Hawkins and his hype videos. I’m not sure who thought any of it was a good idea but I’m here to inform them that it was not. In fact, they were bad. These are bold words but I will stand behind them forever. Let me say that Curt Hawkins just isn’t very good. I would not have wasted my time bringing him back but it’s WWE/s choice and I have to deal with it. Anyway, let’s watch him get squashed by someone like Kane immediately and get it over with already.
Interest Level: 00000000000000000000000/10
Prediction: TBD (TBD does not mean The Big Dog) wins.
I assume he’s fighting Kane, right? And Kane chokeslams him off the stage and we all have a good laugh? A part of me wants to give Curt Hawkins a chance but a much larger part of me wants him to go away.
Interest Level: 2/10
Prediction: The Demon Kane wins the big one. Continue reading