It’s here.
Giving their thoughts and predictions on what to expect from the PPV are members of the site @JoeyOnEarth, @TimWelcomed and @TomBlargh.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Joey:
This is always enjoyable and feels like the perfect pre-show match. I can’t see any of The Wyatt Family members winning and Big Show won’t win again. The idea of a surprise person winning here seems possible but I’m going to ride with the feel good story of Mark Henry getting the trophy win in his final big WWE moment before retiring the next night.
Interest Level: 7/10
Prediction: Mark Henry wins.
Tim:
I am in Dallas and I am doing this while partying and living the dream. BRIE MOOOODE! Haha. Good stuff there. I can see the black sheep of The Wyatt Family, Brak Brunan, winning this one. I can also see Bray Wyatt winning. I can also see a returning Cena winning it. Okay, that’s it. I probably won’t care for this unless a certain guy named Cesaro get cleared and becomes a two-time winner.
Interest Level: 5/10
Prediction: Cena wins… ? NOT! Brulp Strapman wins.
Tom:
Recently, Joey and I had a conversation about whether or not we felt sorry for Bray Wyatt. We came to the conclusion that, even in spite of the fact that he’s never really delivered on any of the many chances he’s been given, we DO feel sorry for him if the only thing he ends up doing at Wrestlemania is the Battle Royal.
That’s about all I have to say about this. Hopefully Fandango gets a good showing.
Interest Level: 4/10
Prediction: Mark Henry and Big Show in a stalemate.
Lana, Summer Rae, Naomi, Tamina and Emma vs. Brie Bella, Paige, Alicia Fox, Natalya and Eva Marie
Joey:
It’s an absolute disgrace that one of the most overpushed and overrated divas in WWE history joined Brie Bella’s team but enough about Paige. Congrats to Eva Marie on her first WrestleMania match!
Why does Eva get a WrestleMania appearance? BECAUSE SHE HAS A FUNKO POP. You goofs don’t get the biz. I’m looking forward to this being a complete mess in a very fun way.
Interest Level: 5/10
Prediction: Team Bella wins.
Tim:
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
Interest Level: 4/10
Prediction: Brie Bella gets the pin and her team wins.
(Editor’s note: Tim added so many letters to “BRIE MODE” that FireFox stretched out the page and we had to shorten it for optimal results. The man was truly in Brie Mode.)
Tom:
‘CUS NOW I’M BACK BACK BACK UP ON TOP OF THE WORLD
I’M BACK BACK BACK ON TOP OF THE WORLD
YEAH I’M BACK BACK BACK ON TOP OF THE WORLD
Interest Level: AIN’T GONNA STOP ME NOW/10
Prediction: Total Divas gets cancelled.
