In his WWE documentary, CM Punk stated that he “feels sorry for anyone who doesn’t have tattoos”. Here are some reasons why this is a silly thing to say, with evidence of some truly regrettable tattoos sourced from the backs of his fellow wrestlers.
PLEASE NOTE: We’re only looking at terrible back tattoos here, so shut up about Batista’s belly button.
1. Matt Morgan
“Hi, I’d like a scary monster face tattooed on my back, please. Kind of like Brock Lesnar’s, but worse.”
“Absolutely! How much worse than Brock’s do you want it to be?”
“Much, MUCH worse.”
“Of course – maybe if we made it look like the half-finished doodles of an angsty teenager, how does that sound?”
“PERFECT.” Continue reading