Wrestling companies make merchandise. It’s usually pretty bad, but sometimes, it’s terrible. Welcome to The Merch Table.
Every week, @TomBlargh will look at some of the awful merch that someone expects you to buy. Up this week: JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BROWN BAG SPECIAL
If there’s one thing that encapsulates the unstructured anarchy of ShopTNA, it’s the Insane Brown Bag Special, as made famous by Don ‘YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A SELFISH PRICK’ West.
Just watch how beautiful his pitch video is:
Sadly, Don West doesn’t seem to be the man responsible for Insane Brown Bag Specials now, having been replaced by the infinitely less likeable Jimmy Jay:
However, I can’t resist a bargain, and with the TNA summer sale AND a coupon code to counterbalance the ridiculous shipping and handling fees, I was able to get an Insane Brown Bag Special for under $20.
What follows is a 100% factual representation of my experience. It gets pretty dicey at times, but man, stick with me. We’re in it together.