ScoopZone Elite: November 21, 2016

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News for The Week of November 21, 2016

WWE

• The Authentic Untold Story of ECW debuts on the WWE Network later tonight where we will hear new information about ECW like “Paul was a genius” and “the crowds were insane.”

• James Ellsworth eliminating Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar losing a match in 2 minutes is all part of the upcoming WWE 24: Freaky Friday special.

• Having exhausted nearly every idea to make Dolph Ziggler interesting WWE is trying to talk him into getting a bionic arm.

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NXT

• WWE is trying to figure out a way to get Tye Dillinger into the Cruiserweight Division so that the guys can do high spots off the top of his vest collar.

• Arn Anderson is legitimately concerned with The Revival referring to him as their “Uncle Arn” backstage.

• Shinsuke Nakamura will start wearing remote-controlled buzzing devices on each of his limbs so that someone can buzz it to remind him to sell the necessary body part during matches.

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Other

• Marty Scurll and Will Ospreay each winning the ROH Television Championship this weekend were both last-minute decisions after management failed to find first choice Roderick Strong backstage.

• There are at least eight more wrestling streaming services launching in 2017.

• Lance Storm is painfully jealous of Chris Jericho‘s friendship with Kevin Owens.