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News for The Week of April 4, 2016
WWE
- The Undertaker misunderstood the stipulations of his Wrestlemania match and is very sad that he can’t retire already.
- Hulk Hogan is pitching the idea of returning against Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania 33 to continue Wyatt’s “reverse streak.”
- Shane McMahon was seen preparing his sons for Wrestlemania 52 by tossing them from a hotel balcony into a dumpster.
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NXT
- Baron Corbin has fully embraced his “Big Breakfast” nickname and now wears a fanny pack filled with scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns everywhere he goes.
- Alex Riley shook the hands of the religious protesters outside WrestleMania events and whispered “Hail Trump.”
- Austin Aries was disgruntled about something at the NXT show this weekend.
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Other
- Gabe Sapolsky sold the rights of Zack Sabre Jr.‘s moveset to Triple H in exchange for another six months of Matt Riddle in EVOLVE.
- The producers of Total Divas have banned the stars from dating boring, obnoxious idiots with terrible fashion sense and stupid tattoos. As a result, every castmember is now single except for Nattie and the Bellas.
- Lance Storm ribs Chris Jericho by only “liking” Twitter compliments about Jericho’s matches instead of retweeting them.
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Wrestlemania comes to the UK in 10 days time!!! Some venues already sold out!! Proves wrestling is more popular than the Queen. In fact, Her Majesty now struggles to make it over the ropes these days but she is 90 years old. So a perfect match-up for John Cena and The Rock!!!