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News for the Week of July 27, 2015
WWE
- WWE is looking for a Danny DeVito impersonator for Triple H’s Wrestlemania 32 entrance which will be based off of the 1988 Arnold Schwarzenegger film Twins.
- Dean Ambrose purchased a vending machine with his WWE Films paycheck so he can practice the art of kicking it until a soda can falls out.
- With roster cuts seemingly taking place in the near-future, much of the lower-card talent have ditched their phones. Sting is making a lot of cash by letting them send messages via his bird.
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TNA
- TNA creative meetings have been taking place at an Applebee’s bar over the last two months.
- Bully Ray walked out of TNA when they refused to agree to a contract clause of free FM radios and a Blockbuster membership card.
- Josh Mathews wears bell-bottoms and chain wallets in his every day life.
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Other
- Sources say CHIKARA still runs shows despite being less present than when they pretended to go out of business.
- Matt Striker has been banned from Reddit for being “too unlikable.”
- Lance Storm thinks Adam Sandler is misunderstood.