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News for The Week of February 23, 2015
WWE
- Kane and Big Show will be in the WWE Studios remake of Tommy Boy with Big Show playing Chris Farley‘s character and Kane taking the place of David Spade.
- WWE is running out of ways to spin Darren Young‘s subtweets about them supporting homophobic entities.
- WWE changed Sting’s theme music because Jim Johnston really wanted to show off his bird calls that he has had recorded for years just waiting for the right time.
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TNA
- TNA let Samoa Joe leave because they feel Grado fills his spot as “chubby wrestler we don’t understand but the fans like for some reason.”
- Dixie Carter is looking to start her own podcast where she says “Hotty Toddy” as many times as she can within an hour.
- TNA is considering bringing in a hardcore title and debuting “the Tommy Dreamer division.”
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Other
- The Bullet Club is bringing in Jose Canseco to be their version of Dennis Rodman.
- Vince Russo is trying to get a job in Lucha Underground by showing up to booking meetings wearing a mask and making offensive stereotypical comments about “himself.”
- Lance Storm doesn’t like the phrase “the greatest thing since sliced bread” because a lot of great things have happened since sliced bread was invented.