We’re bored of wrestling so we came up with a new feature to let us go on about superheroes and comics instead. Welcome to Superhero Survivor Series!
Each of our panel members was tasked with drafting their dream team of superheroes for a classic 5-on-5 Survivor Series match.
Making their picks were:
- Brad (@BradFGN),
- Joey (@JoeySplashwater).
- Tim (@TimWelcomed),
- Nightlife (@AnimeKing420) and
- Tom (@TomBlargh).
You can see the introduction and rules here. The picks were:
Round One: Arrow, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Guy Gardner (Red Lantern), Animal Man.
Round Two: Master Chief, Superman, Nightcrawler, Venom (Flash Thompson), Stardust the Super Wizard.
Round Three: Kato, Spider-Man, Space Ghost, Storm, The Punisher.
Round Four: Colossus, Squirrel Girl, Big Barda, Lockjaw, The Silver Surfer.
Round Five: Elektra, Bionic Bunny, Beast, Hulk Hogan, Brad Ward.
Voting ended last night at midnight, but who’s the victor? Let’s find out now!
And the winner is…
Joey’s team!
The Incredible Hulk, Superman, Spider-Man, Squirrel Girl, Bionic Bunny
Joey won with an impressive 34%. Coming up second was Tom, who got 24% of the vote, then Tim with 22%, Nightlife with 13% and ‘The Wildcard’ Brad with just 7% of the vote.
Here to speak on his victory is Joey himself.
Joey:
I would like to take this time to thank all the comic fans and superhero aficionados who wisely voted my team (TEAM WINNERS) as the winners. It only makes sense the greatest mind and biggest fan of comic books were to pull off the victory. If I had one vote for every time Tom or Nightlife asked me for information about comics, well, I’d have even more votes than I did.
To celebrate my stature as the TOP comic book EXPERT, not only on Wrestling On Earth but on all the internet, my fellow comic experts will be allowed to ask me ANY superhero related questions at any time over at the Twitter: @JoeySplashwater.
In closing, thank you and always remember – Batman is a jabroni punk ass mark.
Anyway, that’s it. What a remarkable experiment this was, a superhero draft in which Batman and Iron Man were completely shunned but Bionic Bunny, Master Chief and Brad Ward all made the cut. God damn it, what’s wrong with us?
– If you want to hurl abuse at our draft pickers, you can find them on Twitter at @BradFGN, @JoeySplashwater, @TimWelcomed, @AnimeKing420 and @TomBlargh. Please don’t though, they’re trying their best.