Welcome to Seven Things, a list that consists of very eclectic topics. These are of my opinions and doesn’t express the views of others on WrestlingOnEarth.
Vince Russo thought it would be a good idea to give wrestling fans a hashtag game where they can make booking jokes.
New game everyone — fantasy booking using #IfIWereBookingRAW. What would you do?
— Vince Russo (@pyroballyhoo) August 18, 2014
What could go wrong?
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Disclaimer: This is being posted very early into the hashtag game and many more awful tweets will be made thus sadly missing the list.
7. LOL Piss
#IfIWereBookingRAW Brock comes out and takes a PISS on the new WWE title belt — Joseph Rosett (@PlanetX1) August 18, 2014
6. Original idea!
#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d turn John Cena heel.
— Not DDP (@PositivelyPage) August 18, 2014
5. B00bs
#IfIWereBookingRAW Lana would take off all her clothes and dance for us. — B R A N D O N, K. (@lcwki) August 18, 2014
4. Get it? They say $9.99 a lot!
#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d hire Michael Buffer to say at the start of every show. “Live for just 9.99 on WWE Network”
— Edgar Allen Bro (@Trav_Atkinson) August 18, 2014
3. Outdated jabroni tweet
#IfIWereBookingRAW I’d give Emma a hood gimmick and I’d have her start a feud with Paige all over an iPhone case. — Not DDP (@PositivelyPage) August 18, 2014
2. This guy had a few gems
#IfIWereBookingRaw I’d repack the Repo man and name him #Ferguson
— Andrew MacDonald (@Andrew_Mac617) August 18, 2014
1. Obviously
#IfIWereBookingRaw I’d bring back the attitude era. — Baèstabon. ♕ (@TheMrsAmbrose) August 18, 2014
Thanks a lot, Russo.