ScoopZone Elite: May 12, 2014

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News for The Week of May 12, 2014

 WWE

• Out of fear that we will not be prepared for the oncoming end times, WWE is using Legends’ House as a way to reveal to the world that “Mean” Gene Okerland and Pat Patterson are two of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

• With more cryptic tweets, many in WWE are wondering if Dolph Ziggler is considering leaving WWE to try a career in being a horrible comedian.

• Adam Rose‘s rabbit and El Torito are expected to stay on television longer than the wrestlers they appear with.

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TNA

• Bram is just the first of a stable that TNA is is looking to debut. Jam, Blam, Cam, Sam, and the wily vet, Nam, will be arriving in the upcoming months.

• Someone in TNA accidentally booked Mike Tyson for their Knockouts PPV thinking it was a boxing theme.

• TNA management wants Taz to wear a crown and Mike Tenay a cowboy hat in the near future.

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Other

• ‘The Ashes of Chikara‘ recently premiered, which is definitely an actual feature film and not just a bunch of videos you’ve already seen on YouTube edited together.

• The Dragon Gate: USA show you thought was happening next month actually took place this past weekend.

• Lance Storm is terrified of thunderstorms.

BREAKING! CM Punk can’t go to Target.