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News for The Week of May 5, 2014
WWE
- WWE has started a referral system for The WWE Network with the awards being WWE gift cards. If this does not work they are planning to have “If we hit 2 million subscribers we will fire The Miz” as an incentive.
- Ryback steals and uses deodorant from others wrestlers bags when they are in the ring.
- Kane has officially filed to legally change his first name to Demon but wants everyone to be sure that he is not in anyway related to “that Kiss one.”
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TNA
- TNA is bringing back Low Ki with a Loki gimmick based off the recent Marvel films.
- Bobby Lashley is often heard asking “where did it all go wrong?”
- Sinn Bodhi is trying to sue The Managerie claiming that he invented circuses.
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Other
- CM Punk likes hockey but he probably doesn’t like you.
- ROH will be selling “Find ROH” children’s books, a take off of the classic “Where’s Waldo?” series.
- Lance Storm‘s favorite Pixar film is Cars.
“Lance Storm‘s favorite Pixar film is Cars.”
CAN’T F*CKING STOP LAUGHING X’D