WCW Comic Book Reading Club: Issue One, Page 13

WCW: The Comic Book was published in the early 90s by Marvel Comics. Nobody in wrestling or comics paid it much attention, and after 12 issues, it was cancelled and lost to the ages. Until now.

On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, @tomblackett will post a new page of the WCW comic with his comments and we’ll read through it together. We’ll be there for each other, through the good (Vader! The Steiners! Sting! Cactus Jack!) and the (Johnny B.) Badd.

WCW: The Comic (Issue One, Page 13)

WCW: The Comic is probably the property of Marvel Comics / WWE, though I’m not entirely sure. This website makes no claims to own it; all panels and images are posted in the spirit of fair use and are the property of their respective owners and creators.

Tom: Sting’s saved from elimination because Big Van Vader forgot to DEE-TEE-AY YAH DUMB SUMBITCH. Most of this page is dedicated to the inspirational message of Ron Simmons though:

YES YOU CAN, RON!

YES YOU WILL, RON!

YES!

YES!!!

WAK! Wait, ‘wak’? I would’ve thought the sound effect for three guys getting kicked in the chops at once would be a little more dramatic, especially given it turned all of them purple.

‘The Natural’ Dustin Rhodes giving Ron a sarcastic ‘Thanks a LOT!’ doesn’t make much sense. Don’t go giving Ron that sass, Dustin – you LITERALLY just turned on Big Van Vader so you clearly know what the deal is with battle royals! ‘The Natural Dick’, more like. RUDE.

Missy Hyatt gets a little over-excited by it all:

Come on, Wrestler of the Year? Really, Missy? The battle royal’s still not even CLOSE to being over, so I think you’re jumping a gun a little there.

We are over halfway through though, so THE END’S IN SIGHT, GUYS! STICK WITH ME ON THIS AND I’LL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY.

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– @tomblackett is super into wrestling and comics. He also writes The Merch Table for this very website.