Sexy Wrestler of The Week

Hey yo! It’s time to reveal the Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Be sure you have your seats in the upright position and hands inside the vehicle at all times.

Looks like we’ve gone back to the true champion of sexy being rightfully voted to the top spot. That’s right! Adam Cole has taken back the throne and is this week’s Sexy Wrestle of The Week!

Your winner is none other than Triple H and I can completely understand.

My wife and father-in-law tell me that he is handsome and the fucking truest man to ever walk this green Earth all of the time. When he throws water onto his head and is dripping wet in front of a billion screaming fans during the main event of Wrestlemania, how could you not think he is the sexiest man alive?

I was worried that when I cut my Samsonian locks my super sex powers and manly prowess would be gone but thank the metal gods that I was wrong this one and only time. Triple H is the best.

You marks probably can’t even wait for him to be a guest referee during the main event of WWE SummerSlam live from The Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on Sunday, August 18, 2013 at starting at 8 P.M. Eastern/5 P.M. Pacific!

Man, he’s so good. Did you know he has a new three disc DVD coming out September 24th? It’s true. Pick up the Sexiest Wrestler of The Universe’s DVD called titled Triple H: Thy Kingdom Come to get your dose of greatness.

Thanks for looking up to me. I’m the best. Triple H is The Wolf God. Suck it! Remember DX? He was in that too. Changed wrestling forever.