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    ScoopZone Elite: December 7, 2015

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    News for the Week of December 7, 2015

    WWE

    • WWE wanted to get the last ever ECW champion to join up with The Dudley Boys but Ezekiel Jackson declined when he realized his airplane ticket wasnt for an aisle seat.

     

    • Charlotte believes she can become this generation’s version of The Rock after mishearing fans saying she has the charisma of a rock.

     

    • Dolph Ziggler had a scary moment at the gym when the tears he cried while listening to “Home Sweet Home” by Motley Crue created a puddle underneath him causing him to take a nasty spill.

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    TNA

    • To get ahead of the competition, TNA has offered Noelle Foley a six-figure contract to lead the creative team.

     

    • Mike Tenay still doesn’t know what the fuck is going on.

     

    • It has been so long since TNA filmed a show that Mr. Anderson has started talking into his shower head like a microphone to feel productive.


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    • ROH is selling a new coloring book. Delirious is only allowing sales if you promise to stay in the lines.

     

    • Colt Cabana is already planning a fourth Wrestling Road Diaries. This one will be a supercut of him standing at various gas pumps taken from abandoned footage of the last three documentaries.

     

    • Lance Storm‘s children strongly regret informing him what emojis are.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: November 23, 2015

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    News for the Week of November 23, 2015

    WWE

    • With John Cena away hosting a reality show Vince McMahon feels like Roman Reigns needs to host a show as well. Unfortunately no networks will get behind the idea so they are looking to bring back Legends’ House with Reigns as the host.

     

    • The Miz vanity searches Dolph Ziggler on social media and prints out all negative comments to show him as revenge for past internet reputations.

     

    • We have confirmed with our inside source that Big E was not really injured during his match at Survivor Series.

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    • NXT fans at Full Sail plan to respond to Mick Foley‘s criticisms by chanting “Sorry, Foley”, “We disagree” and “We’re a good crowd” during each match on the next television taping.

     

    • The most prestigious mathematicians in the world are still hard at work trying to figure out why Charlotte’s finishing move is called “The Figure Eight.”

     

    • Bubba Ray Dudley continues to try talking creative into letting him have a singles run despite D-Von’s constant worry that they’ll make him go back to being a reverend.


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    • Hulk Hogan is trying to market a new condiment brand called “Hulkamania” where he mixes ketchup and mustard together.

     

    • Terry Funk is set to appear in Season 2 of Lucha Underground as Son of Havoc‘s father Havoc.

     

    • Lance Storm celebrates Canadian Thanksgiving on the date of American Thanksgiving and celebrates American Thanksgiving on the date of Canadian Thanksgiving to stick it to the man.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: November 9, 2015

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    News for the Week of November 9, 2015

    WWE

    • Vince McMahon is blaming all of his roster problems on the Millennials.

     

    • Wrestling fans are still trying to decide whether they’re hoping to be disappointed in Finn Balor not being in the WWE Championship tournament or not being a partner of Undertaker and Kane.

     

    • WWE used all of their yearly special effects budget on animating the low-resolution lightning bolts for Bray Wyatt. This has forced them to cancel the CGI dancing zombies they had planned for Kane’s Wrestlemania 32 entrance.

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    TNA

    • TNA’s next shows are actually in Indiana. Talent is very upset after preparing for a 15 hour flight and expecting a fascinating life experience.

     

    • Austin Aries is disgruntled about something.

     

    • TNA have been working to figure out a new order to air the matches from the World Championship Series for a second World Championship Series without it being noticeable that they are recycling the same content.


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    • New Japan is considering having a two-ring setup for their big shows so everyone in the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Championship matches has a place to stand.

     

    • Taz is looking to get a daytime talk show so people will for sure not call what he does a podcast.

     

    • Lance Storm doesn’t get the appeal of koalas or red pandas.

    ScoopZone Elite: November 2, 2015

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    News for the Week of November 2, 2015

    WWE

    • Despite being corrected many times Vince McMahon firmly believes Tyler Breeze is Dolph Ziggler’s younger brother.

     

    • WWE is so pleased with the anticipation fans have for the Survivor Series partners of Undertaker and Kane that they’re writing in Big Show for one of the spots.

     

    • Bubba Ray Dudley has been banned from bringing up Velvet Sky to any WWE officials backstage.

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    TNA

    • Taryn Terrell is opening a church to save all the souls lost in TNA.

     

    • Josh Mathews demanded all trick-or-treaters wear masks and told anyone who complained about it to tag executives on Twitter.

     

    • Crazzy Steve has returned to working at the circus part-time for better pay.


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    • Drew Gulak dressed as Timothy Thatcher and Timothy Thatcher dressed as Drew Gulak for Halloween.

     

    • Leaked scripts from season two of Lucha Underground have many worried as it appears they are moving towards using CGI instead of wrestlers dressed up like various animals and mythical beasts like in the old days.

     

    • Lance Storm once tried to spit his gum in the air and hit it like Mr. Perfect did. It landed in Major Gunns‘ hair.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: October 12, 2015

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    News for the Week of October 12, 2015

    WWE

    • Roman Reigns will be on a future episode of Superstar Ghost Stories talking about the time the ghost of The Rock raised his hand after the Royal Rumble.

     

    • Dean Ambrose sticks chewed gum under every desk he encounters.

     

    • Kane, The Big Show, and Mark Henry all sit around roasting the younger talent every night and give each other high-fives constantly.

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    TNA

    • TNA plans to respond to James Storm joining NXT by bringing back Chris Harris.

     

    • To get more traction on the internet TNA will start displaying memes on the green screen behind Josh Mathews.

     

    • Jason Hervey (the annoying brother from Wonder Years) has been lost inside the Impact Zone for the last year.


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    • Eric Bischoff is pitching Lucha Underground to hire him as a Donald Trump-like babyface character.

     

    • Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan did a podcast together and somehow managed to make it the most boring thing.

     

    • Lance Storm sells dead goldfish to unassuming children under the belief the fish are sleeping.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: August 17, 2015

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    News for the Week of August 17, 2015

    WWE

    • Damien Sandow is planning to grow his hair out, dye half of it blonde and pitch teaming with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.

     

    • The Big Show has said that he hopes to be a part-time wrestler once his current contract is up so look for Big Show to headline Wrestlemania 36.

     

    • Daniel Bryan has Brie Bella show Vince McMahon videos of him wrestling a giant stuffed teddy bear from her phone every week to prove that he’s healthy enough to return.

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    NJPW

    • Hiroshi Tanahashi has never touched a real guitar in his life.

     

    • Shinsuke Nakamura coincidentally lost his phone this weekend.

     

    • The Young Bucks found Nakamura’s phone on the ground but instead of picking it up they crotch-chopped at it and walked off.


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    • Taz is expecting a last minute invite to Summerslam and NXT TakeOver to celebrate him in Brooklyn.

     

    • Eric Bischoff has a new beer coming out named “Please Remember Me.”

     

    • Lance Storm actually prefers PW Torch to the Wrestling Observer.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: August 10, 2015

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    News for The Week of August 10, 2015

    WWE

    • Dolph Ziggler’s Twitter password was “standupcomedy.”

     

    • WWE is trying to figure out a way they can end Tough Enough with no one winning a contract.

     

    • With John Cena running out of shirt colors to use WWE will be holding a contest where fans invent colors. The best new color will be used on Cena merch for six months.

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    TNA

    • TNA has added Atlantis and Narnia to the schedule for their next UK tour.

     

    • Velvet Sky genuinely believes she is an actual lion at this point.

     

    • Mike Tenay is secretly running an illegal gambling pool on when TNA goes out of business.


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    • Jim Ross is sending stale BBQ sauce to NXT and ROH wrestlers in an attempt to ruin the events for fans not attending his one man show during Summerslam weekend.

     

    • The spiritual successor to season one of Lucha Underground will be called Underground Luchadores and will only be able to happen if they raise enough money on Kickstarter.

     

    • Lance Storm was responsible for all of the positive 9% reviews for Fantastic Four on Rotten Tomatoes.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: August 3, 2015

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    News for The Week of August 3, 2015

    WWE

    • Wade Barrett keeps telling WWE creative that he lost his crown in hopes of getting a gimmick change but someone always finds it in the garbage. 

     

    • Sources say Ronda Rousey will be mentioned during Steve Austin‘s podcast with Paige once or twice. Or twenty.

     

    • With Cesaro gaining some momentum with fans the call has already been made to keep him out of the 2016 Royal Rumble just in case.

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    TNA

    • Disco Inferno vs. Velvet Sky is scheduled for Genesis.

     

    • After having many contract extensions signed without his consent, Bram finally realized Joseph Park is not a real lawyer.

     

    • With both the four sided ring and six sided ring not causing any significant boost to ratings as TNA officials are looking into not having a ring at all.


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    • ROH is attempting to book a fake show date in the Impact Zone in hopes of fooling NXT into following suit and losing all momentum.

     

    • Tazz gets mad when he can’t find anything to be mad at.

     

    • Lance Storm secretly is the president of Roots of Fight clothing and Kill Cliff energy drinks.

     

    Wednesday Night Wars: July 29, 2015

    There’s a lot of wrestling on Wednesday nights.

    Every week, @JoeySplashwater will attempt to watch as much of the wrestling programs on Wednesday night as he can. There will be a short recap of each program followed by the pick for Match of the Night, Performer of the Night and who won the Wednesday Night Wars?

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    As always, NXT was full of mostly enhancement matches and filler. The highlight of the show was the tag team of Chad Gable and Jason Jordan getting another win. This may be the first “NXT made” male act that takes off. Gable stands out and looks impressive in these short matches – a feat very rare for most on the roster.

    I like the tag team of Blake and Murphy with Alexa Bliss as their manager. She has raised her value without harming the wrestlers she’s managing which is the key to any person in that spot. The tag match main event itself was adequate. Charlotte vs. Dana Brooke was weak. Kevin Owens destroying Martin Stone was a good time as always. Not a noteworthy show but nothing too bad.

    Grade: C

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    ScoopZone Elite: July 27, 2015

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    News for the Week of July 27, 2015

    WWE

    • WWE is looking for a Danny DeVito impersonator for Triple H’s Wrestlemania 32 entrance which will be based off of the 1988 Arnold Schwarzenegger film Twins.

     

    • Dean Ambrose purchased a vending machine with his WWE Films paycheck so he can practice the art of kicking it until a soda can falls out.

     

    • With roster cuts seemingly taking place in the near-future, much of the lower-card talent have ditched their phones. Sting is making a lot of cash by letting them send messages via his bird.

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    TNA

    • TNA creative meetings have been taking place at an Applebee’s bar over the last two months.

     

    • Bully Ray walked out of TNA when they refused to agree to a contract clause of free FM radios and a Blockbuster membership card.

     

    • Josh Mathews wears bell-bottoms and chain wallets in his every day life.


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    Other

    • Sources say CHIKARA still runs shows despite being less present than when they pretended to go out of business.

     

    • Matt Striker has been banned from Reddit for being “too unlikable.”

     

    • Lance Storm thinks Adam Sandler is misunderstood.