Wrestling companies make merchandise. It’s usually pretty bad, but sometimes, it’s terrible. Welcome to The Merch Table.
Every week, @TomBlargh will look at some of the awful merch that someone expects you to buy. Up first: WWE!
Sheamus Youth Wig
“Oh man we can’t sell these Zack Ryder wigs! He’s started using too much conditioner and his hair looks all like Jericho’s did in 2005, it is TERRIBLE.”
“That doesn’t make any sense! Half his gimmick is that he has spiky hair! He says it ALL THE TIME and it’s on t-shirts and stuff!”
“I know, I KNOW. Ohhhh dang, we have BOXES of these things, what are we gonna do?”
“UGH, GOD, JUST DYE THEM RED AND SELL THEM AS SHEAMUS WIGS.”