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    ScoopZone Elite: November 21, 2016

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    News for The Week of November 21, 2016

    WWE

    • The Authentic Untold Story of ECW debuts on the WWE Network later tonight where we will hear new information about ECW like “Paul was a genius” and “the crowds were insane.”

     

    • James Ellsworth eliminating Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar losing a match in 2 minutes is all part of the upcoming WWE 24: Freaky Friday special.

     

    • Having exhausted nearly every idea to make Dolph Ziggler interesting WWE is trying to talk him into getting a bionic arm.

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    NXT

    • WWE is trying to figure out a way to get Tye Dillinger into the Cruiserweight Division so that the guys can do high spots off the top of his vest collar.

     

    • Arn Anderson is legitimately concerned with The Revival referring to him as their “Uncle Arn” backstage.

     

    • Shinsuke Nakamura will start wearing remote-controlled buzzing devices on each of his limbs so that someone can buzz it to remind him to sell the necessary body part during matches.


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    • Marty Scurll and Will Ospreay each winning the ROH Television Championship this weekend were both last-minute decisions after management failed to find first choice Roderick Strong backstage.

     

    • There are at least eight more wrestling streaming services launching in 2017.

     

    • Lance Storm is painfully jealous of Chris Jericho‘s friendship with Kevin Owens.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: June 13, 2016

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    News for The Week of June 13, 2016

    WWE

    • Roman Reigns is very picky with his sandwiches and demands multiple options until his bread is “THE Rye.”

     

    • The third season of Swerved is already being filmed and will center around Vince McMahon trying to convince everyone that he has a plan for the brand split.

     

    • Charlotte threw the opening pitch for a MLB game this past weekend. Everyone agreed it was the best strike she’s ever thrown.

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    NXT

    • Triple H is hoping to add Ricochet, Will Ospreay, Joey Ryan, Zandig and Brother Nero to the NXT roster in the next few months.

     

    • WWE has been looking into a six-sided ring for the Cruiserweight Classic.

     

    • Austin Aries is almost finished writing his first book but it just consists of various ways to say “pussy” on social media without getting fired.


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    • CM Punk threw out all of A.J. Lee‘s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Funko Pops after the success of the film starring Sheamus.

     

    • Numerous independent promotions have tried booking Matt Hardy’s gardener but he is too expensive.

     

    • Lance Storm thinks Tye Dillinger is a 9.5 at best.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: May 2, 2016

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    News for The Week of May 2, 2016

    WWE

    • Triple H has been hiding because he is embarrassed of the recent NXT shows and tapings.

     

    • Following the news of Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon running Raw together, their sibling Hornswoggle will return very soon to gain control of Smackdown.

     

    • To get ready for his match with Kalisto at Payback, Ryback studied National Geographic tapes about flies for tips on agility.

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    NXT

    • Alex Riley is pitching an NXT Civil War storyline where he plays a combination of both Iron Man and Captain America with all the foreign talent playing ethnically stereotypical villains.

     

    • Don West will be doing voice overs for NXT television effective immediately.

     

    • Eric Young saw people turning on NXT so he signed a deal just to be able to defend it on Twitter.


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    • ROH is no longer allowing grilled cheese sandwiches in their venues unless it was made between 2004-2008.

     

    • Scott Steiner’s Shoney’s restaurant is in trouble after corporate found out that he had added the word “Freak” before every item on the menu.

     

    • Lance Storm‘s favorite member of the Hart Foundation was Jim Neidhart.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: May 1, 2016

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    News for The Week of April 28, 2016

    WWE

    • The Dudley Boys have been pitching a Dudley Boys Show for the WWE Network and are describing it as “The Edge and Christian Show with an edge but not that Edge or even the other Edge but like an edgy edge.” Vince McMahon doesn’t know what Bubba Ray keeps rambling on about but likes to watch him get tongue-tied while pitching the concept.

     

    • Kofi Kingston, Big E and Xavier Woods have pitched WWE Shop about selling official “New Day rocks” collections but management is afraid fans will just throw them at Roman Reigns.

     

    • AJ Styles was embarrassed over the weekend after Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson showed up uninvited to help him grocery shop. The duo ended up chugging beer in the aisles and spitting out raw potatoes at customers. All three were then kicked out of the store despite Styles trying to act like they were not associated with each other. Gallows stole a jelly donut.

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    NXT

    • Triple H wants to put a giant “X” structure above the ring for DX’s next reunion and has been hiring any wrestler for NXT that he feels can help him figure it out.

     

    • “No Way Jose” is meant to be a rib on what trainers say backstage when Alex Riley asks about his chances of moving up the card.

     

    • The Austin Aries Twitter account is actually a bot that puts together sentences from various Reddit posts.


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    • PWG is taking Mystery Vortex to the next level by seeing if they sell out the 5/20 show without even announcing the show’s existence publicly.

     

    • TNA will be debuting a new tag team soon. Hi and Lo Morale will be the centerpiece of the tag division going forward.

     

    • Lance Storm takes his annual family photos with Snapchat filters.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: April 11, 2016

    We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

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    News for The Week of April 11, 2016

    WWE

    • The Big Show and Kane have a bet going on which one of them will be in a WWE World Heavyweight Championship match next as it is that time of the year.

     

    • The Miz is losing sleep due to the stress of trying to reprogram his instincts to no longer refer to female WWE employees as divas.

     

    • Shane McMahon’s son was caught trying to buy weed from Snoop Dogg backstage at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony. No one would’ve noticed if it wasn’t for him trying to start a “this is bullshit” chant when Snoop turned him down.

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    NXT

    • WWE is considering hiring the majority of the Lucha Underground wrestlers for the Global Cruiserweight Series and putting them all under Sin Cara masks to avoid lawsuits for breach of contract.

     

    • Bobby Roode is determined to be the former tag team partner of James Storm that actually makes it in WWE.

     

    • Austin Aries wants it to be known that he doesn’t give a damn what you bottom-feeder morons think unless you type, say or think about his name in a slightly critical light.


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    • Congrats to CM Punk on landing the role playing himself on The Walking Dead.

     

    • TNA is having to stack all of the boxes of unsold Dixie Carter action figures to create separate rooms for their new offices in their merchandise warehouse.

     

    • Lance Storm was the one that reported MVP‘s podcast spoilers to Lucha Underground officials.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: April 4, 2016

    We’ve consulted our inside sources to bring you the best and most EXCLUSIVE dirt on your favorite wrestling promotions from around the world. Unlike other sites, we’ll only bring you 100% accurate and truthful wrestling news every week. We’re still working on our paywall, so please only read these stories if you’re an elite member.

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    News for The Week of April 4, 2016

    WWE

    • The Undertaker misunderstood the stipulations of his Wrestlemania match and is very sad that he can’t retire already.

     

    • Hulk Hogan is pitching the idea of returning against Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania 33 to continue Wyatt’s “reverse streak.”

     

    • Shane McMahon was seen preparing his sons for Wrestlemania 52 by tossing them from a hotel balcony into a dumpster.

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    NXT

    • Baron Corbin has fully embraced his “Big Breakfast” nickname and now wears a fanny pack filled with scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns everywhere he goes.

     

    • Alex Riley shook the hands of the religious protesters outside WrestleMania events and whispered “Hail Trump.”

     

    • Austin Aries was disgruntled about something at the NXT show this weekend.


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    • Gabe Sapolsky sold the rights of Zack Sabre Jr.‘s moveset to Triple H in exchange for another six months of Matt Riddle in EVOLVE.

     

    • The producers of Total Divas have banned the stars from dating boring, obnoxious idiots with terrible fashion sense and stupid tattoos. As a result, every castmember is now single except for Nattie and the Bellas.

     

    • Lance Storm ribs Chris Jericho by only “liking” Twitter compliments about Jericho’s matches instead of retweeting them.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: March 28, 2016

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    News for The Week of March 28, 2016

    WWE

    • Roman Reigns‘ confidence has been rumored to have fallen so much that he doesn’t know who to refer to as a “bitch” anymore.

     

    • Kane and JBL have been pitching a political debate between the two men for a live WWE Network special. As of last word Vince McMahon’s response was “I need to know how many fart jokes they can fit in before I greenlight anything.”

     

    • Zack Ryder has been trying to stay away from anything that could somehow wake him up from this dream he thinks he is in.

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    NXT

    • Baron Corbin has been extensively studying the careers of Finn Balor, Shinsuke Nakamura, Austin Aries and Samoa Joe so he doesn’t accidentally refer to one of their past wrestling promotions correctly.

     

    • Elias Samson has been absolutely terrified all month worrying that his spot on TakeOver: Dallas is just a very cruel April Fools prank.

     

    • In a horrible turn of events Mojo Rawley has found himself not hyped just days before hitting the road to Dallas, Texas. Sources close to him claim he is on an emergency Monster Energy drip at this time.


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    • Al Snow offered to work for free if TNA allowed him to trash “internet wrestling fans” on television.

     

    • Taz is planning on appearing at Wrestlemania with a megaphone to call Jericho out from the stands. He wants to set things straight once and for all and has decided this is the perfect time to do it.

     

    • Lance Storm has told friends in NXT, ROH and CZW each that he will be attending their Wrestlemania weekend Friday shows taking place at the same time. He will really be in his hotel room organizing his suitcase for Monday morning.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: March 15, 2016

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    News for the Week of March 15, 2016

    WWE

    • Triple H has continuously pitched the idea of having Roman Reigns publicly endorse Donald Trump as a way to show fans that Reigns has love for WWE Hall of Famers.

     

    • Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin will be in a segment together at WrestleMania 31. While not confirmed the rumor going around is that they will be participating in a camouflage fashion show during Flo Rida’s musical performance.

     

    • There is some heat between Florida Georgia Line and Flo Rida because Florida Georgia Line was under the impression they would be performing their song for an unprecedented fourth time at a WWE event. The belief is that Flo Rida politicked his way to another WrestleMania but the band stated that all would be forgiven if they could come together and perform as Flo Rida Georgia Line. Flo Rida has yet to respond.

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    NXT

    • Bull Dempsey keeps forgetting to remove his return address from the “fan letters” he sends to the WWE Performance all requesting he returns.

     

    • Alex Riley has been tweeting about his friendship with Biff Busick as a new game plan to sabotage the careers of independent wrestling darlings in NXT.

     

    • Bayley has pitched turning heel and using her slap bracelets as weapons in the ring.

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    • PWG has secured an exclusive distribution deal with Blockbuster video.

     

    • Josh Mathews forgot he was signed into the TNA YouTube account when he subscribed to Lucha Underground’s channel and an anime themed ASMR channel.

     

    • Lance Storm doesn’t expect Shane McMahon to jump off the cell at Wrestlemania.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: February 29, 2016

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    News for the Week of February 29, 2016

    WWE

    • No one likes to hang around The League of Nations backstage because they are really depressing.

     

    • Vince McMahon will disown any child of his unless they post at least 5 workout videos per week on social media.

     

    • To continue the decline of Total Divas next season will focus more on the boyfriends and brothers of the stars.

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    NXT

    • TakeOver: Dallas is scheduled to end with The Balor Club carrying Triple H on their shoulders and Shinsuke Nakamura placing his Wrestle Kingdom crown on Triple H’s head.

     

    • If you say “Sami Zayn” with your mouth full of peanut butter it sounds like “El Generico.”

     

    • Alex Riley wants to fight a live tiger in a cage at Wrestlemania weekend to send a message to the WWE Universe.


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    • CM Punk has frequent nightmares about The Miz making it to UFC before him.

     

    • Dixie Carter is open to someone purchasing TNA as long as they continue making action figures of her.

     

    • Lance Storm comments intentionally controversial opinions on Facebook posts then deletes it once everyone starts arguing with each other.

     

    ScoopZone Elite: February 15, 2016

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    News for the Week of February 15, 2016

    WWE

    • Vince McMahon is donating all money Titus O’Neil will lose in his suspension to Donald Trump‘s campaign.

     

    • Neil deGrasse Tyson is working on a twenty page paper on why Stardust is not realistic because an alien would dominate pro wrestling.

     

    • The Big Show has some heat backstage after cutting a face promo on the second Tuesday of February. It is clearly stated in his contract that he is a heel on the first Friday, second Tuesday, and entire last week of every month.

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    NXT

    • Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo and Jim Cornette all see potential in Alex Riley.

     

    • A reality show has been pitched for the WWE Network featuring the ghosts of Bill DeMott and Bull Dempsey haunting The Performance Center.

     

    • The most recent NXT roster cuts were to free up money for Baron Corbin to finally have a motorcycle to drive during his entrance.


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    • A group of fans are starting an online movement to boycott all future films starring The Rock because his Instagram picture wearing a Lucha Underground shirt “might be a spoiler.”

     

    • There have been claims that TNA stole various high school student’s band names by naming a stable “The Decay.”

     

    • Lance Storm rips the tag off every pair of $700 jeans that Chris Jericho purchases before he can try them on.