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    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Hello again. I hope you have your eyeballs ready because it’s time for The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!

    This week’s Sexy Wrestler of The Week might be a little bit controversial due to timing. We did have an upset and a new winner. Prince Devitt came in second. Adam Cole came in third. It was all very close.

    I don’t have my “Sexy Vote Counting Spreadsheet” (SVCS as we call it in the biz) because all of my files were lost this morning (as was my main computer) due to an intern with a clumsy hand. Once I reveal the winner I will give the vote count from what I can remember off the top of my head to prove that we did not do this to capitalize on any recent news for clicks.

    Now, without any more hesitation…


    There you have it. CM Punk is your new Sexy Wrestler of The Week. This is his first time to be crowned with such a prestigious award and it was all thanks to you, the voters. I promise.

    Here are how the votes checked out (from what I can remember):

    CM Punk: 312,931,121,920 votes.

    Prince Devitt: 312,931,121,918 votes.

    Adam Cole: 312,931,121,915 votes.

    So as you can see, this was totally legit just as it is every week and was not faked in order to exploit a popular news item for page views. Have a great week!

    This Or That: 1/27/2014

    Everybody loves binary decisions, especially wrestling fans! In This Or That, we’ve forced ourselves to choose between two options that relate to wrestling.

    Over five questions, @TimWelcomed, @typicalROHfan and @TomBlackett will have to choose one of two options and give their reasoning on each of their choices. You can then vote on which one you’d choose, giving you the false impression that you’re somehow involved and we care about your opinion chance to join the conversation!

    First off, here’s last week’s results:

    Better yearly PPV?

    Royal Rumble – 65%, Wrestlemania – 35%

    More exciting potential WM feud?

    Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar – 56%, Triple H vs. CM Punk – 44%

    More likely to hold a TNA title by the end of 2014?

    American Wolves – 88%, Sting – 12%

    Better to visit?

    Zoos – 65%, Aquariums – 35%

    Lamer rumored Wrestlemania match: Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus or Batista vs. Randy Orton?

    Both matches seem likely with the rumored Wrestlemania plans starting last night. What match pisses you off more?



    They are both awful matches to even have to think about but I am going to go with Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus.  Daniel Bryan and Sheamus can have great matches. They had one of my favorite 2 Out Of 3 Falls matches at Extreme Rules 2012. It was even my favorite Sheamus match ever. However, Daniel Bryan is WAY too hot right now to be saddled wrestling someone like Sheamus on the biggest stage of them all. Not to mention that Sheamus as a character is always extremely annoying.

    There are three things that could happen here.

    1: Sheamus wins. Oh god… That is scary.

    2: Daniel Bryan gets his revenge and beats Sheamus in 18 seconds or less. It would make the most sense with their history but would totally leave us without a decent Daniel Bryan match.

    3: Daniel Bryan defeats Sheamus in a decent match that doesn’t get enough time because of all of the other “high-profile” matches.

    Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus 


    Before giving my answer, Randy Orton vs. Batista is my nightmare. It consists of my two least favorite performers of the last era in terms of many facets I will explain in a piece closer to Wrestlemania. That being said, my answer has to be Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus.

    Bryan’s red hot buzz was sabotaged to make sure he stays in that 2nd tier position on the card with guys like Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio and The Big Show. The only problem with that was the fans have started to revolt and treat him as if he’s THE guy. You’d assume with the last 6 months that he’d have a title program or face someone like The Undertaker or John Cena. Nope. It’s Sheamus. Fucking Sheamus. Unless plans change the fans at live shows push their hands, what an absolute waste and slap in the face to wrestling fans.

    Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus


    It’s a tough one to call – Orton / Batista is undoubtedly the match that I want to see less, but there’s something incredibly depressing about the idea of Bryan wrestling Sheamus at Wrestlemania for the third time in four years, even if the first two times barely count. I really loved their two out of three falls match at Extreme Rules 2012 but after the year Bryan’s had, is this the best they can manage for him?

    Having said that, Batista vs. Orton main eventing a Wrestlemania in 2014 is a massive pile of shit, so I’m forced to pick that.

    Batista vs. Randy Orton

    Lamer rumored Wrestlemania match?

    • Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus (54%, 15 Votes)
    • Batista vs. Randy Orton (46%, 13 Votes)

    Total Voters: 28

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    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Lights! Camera! Action! Those three things were definitely not needed because it’s time for us to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!

    Welcome back to another edition of Sexy Wrestler of The Week where we name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. You vote and then we do the hard work of counting said votes and then we tell you what the results are. That is how this works.

    Without further ado…


    This was a historical week. We had our first ever tie. Last week’s winner Prince Devitt retained his spot but Sexy Wrestler of The Year ’13, Adam Cole, met him atop the mountain of votes for his first win of 2014. So, in summary: Your first ever Sexy Wrestlers of The Week are Adam Cole and Prince Devitt.

    Sexy Wrestler of The Year

    Welcome to the grandest event in the history of pro wrestling.

    You voted and we, being the lovers of democracy that we are, listened. We are gathered here to name out first ever Sexy Wrestler of The Year. Not The Sexy Wrestler of The Week, not The Sexy Wrestler of The Month, and definitely not The Sexy Wrestler of The Season. This is going to change the world and we hope that you are ready for it.

    Let’s count down the participants and their votes!

    Roderick Strong
    1 vote / 2%


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    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Hello, you all. It is time to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week again. It is exciting.

    No, it is not Wednesday. In fact, it is Thursday. Thursday is the day after Wednesday and also the day before the glorious day known as Friday. Do not ever say this website is not educational because it is. I just proved it.

    This comes a day late this week because while I was searching for a picture of this week’s winner (as voted by you, the readers and participants of this site, of course) I came across an exclusive picture e-mailed to me by an inside source that also answers The Question of The Week: “Why are Brock Lesnar’s pants so high?” This took me an extra day to prepare because I wanted to treat it with the proper care that such a huge exclusive deserves.

    So not only am I fixing to unveil the Sexy Wrestler of The Week for you all. I am also going to give you The Answer of The Week to The Question of The Week. I hope you can handle this coming at you all at once.

    Without further ado…


    That is right. Adam Cole retains his streak as your Sexy Wrestler of The Week. You can all give yourself a standing ovation for doing a swell job as voters. We are all proud of you and you should take that compliment to heart.

    Now, what you see here is proof that Brock Lesnar wears his pants so high because he pays Adam Cole to live in his pants kind of like a baby kangaroo. It is pretty sweet and I like to think about it a lot when life has me down.

    I would also like to take this time to point out that I did not use a single contraction in this week’s post to show my solidarity with Contraction Free Week. “Stand Tall and Never Contract.”

    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Make a bowl of your favorite insensitive faux-Italian treat because it’s time for Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Just look below. It’s right there!

    It’s the second and final week of the Sexy Wrestler of The Week Sponsorship Series. This week, the people at SpaghettiOs memorialize a classic and somber moment in the winner’s career by simply adding their mascot holding an American flag! You’re going to love it.

    Without further ado…


    Adam Cole is your Sexy Wrestler of The Week. SpaghettiOs, in the name of America, would like to take this opportunity to remember that time Adam Cole busted his face open. Never Forget.

    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    Good job. You made it to Wednesday. It’s time to name the Sexy Wrestler of The Week!

    Well, gentleladies and gentlemens, here we are. On the cusp of finding out who you voted for this week. I think we should just get on with this before we all go crazy with anticipation.


    For the twelfth time in history, Adam Cole is your Sexy Wrestler of The Week. If Adam Cole had an egg for every time he has won this award he would be able to fill up an entire standard egg crate. You could not ever say that about yourself… but your votes are what got him here. This is truly historic.

    Sexy Wrestler of The Week

    After a week away, we are here to name your Sexy Wrestler Wrestler of The Week!

    Due to some technical difficulties we did not get to present to you the Sexy Wrestler of The Week last week so we decided to count up the votes from the past two weeks and I must say, we all should give ourselves a pat on the back for picking such a great choice.

    We’d also like to announce our sponsor for the week, McDonald’s! Check out their classic hamburger, The Big Mac as well as the returning McRib. Get it before it’s gone again! I’m loving it.


    Look at that. Adam Cole is your Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Also, don’t forget to go grab you some McDonald’s for Thanksgiving! Family and friends love it in any setting.

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    Sexy Wrestler of the Week

    It’s that time of the week again. Buy a punch bowl, light those candles and inflate your novelty balloons because here comes the Sexy Wrestler of the Week!

    This week, things got a little bit saucy. We’ve been overwhelmed with emails, tweets, texts and carrier pigeons demanding we stop being exclusive with our voting. In addition to Wrestling On Earth, we are now taking votes from Wrestling On Mars, Wrestling On Jupiter and every other planet with a wrestling fanbase for Sexy Wrestler of the Week.

    With these rules, we’ve had some new candidates and runner ups such as Johnny Nitro (Wrestling On Mercury), Brooke Tessmacher (Wrestling On Uranus) and Moppy (Wrestling On Saturn) but withstanding the slew of new world votes and once again your Sexy Wrestler of The Week:

    Adam Cole


    This Or That: 11/11/2013

    Everybody loves binary decisions, especially wrestling fans! In This Or That, we’ve forced ourselves to choose between two options that relate to wrestling.

    Over five questions, @TimWelcomed@typicalROHfan and @TomBlackett will have to choose one of two options and give their reasoning on each of their choices. You can then vote on which one you’d choose, giving you the false impression that you’re somehow involved and we care about your opinion chance to join the conversation!

    First let’s take a look at how you voted for last week’s topics!

    More likely to get a WM 30 singles match?

    Dolph Ziggler – 59%, Hulk Hogan – 41%

    Better person to own TNA?

    Jeff Jarrett – 32%, Billy Corgan – 68%

    Better WM 30 opponent for Undertaker?

    Brock Lesnar – 16%, John Cena – 84%

    More likely to win the 2014 Royal Rumble?

    CM Punk – 58%, Daniel Bryan – 42%

    Who will debut on WWE’s main roster first?

    Kassius Ohno – 53%, Solomon Crowe – 47%

    (Note: This question was asked before Ohno’s release.)

    More likely to hold the WWE Title next: Big Show or Daniel Bryan?

    With rumors of WWE questioning Daniel Bryan’s drawing ability and Big Show currently in the title picture, who is more likely to have a WWE title reign next?



    I really can’t seem to grasp why Big Show is where he is right now. I understand they want to display their big men and such but to let Daniel Bryan just fall to the side for now is stomach-churning. I don’t see Big Show getting the belt soon but I do, sadly, see him getting it before Bryan gets his deserved run.

    The Big Show


    This is difficult for me mainly because I can’t possibly see Big Show winning the title in this angle and you’d think this is his last time in the WWE title picture at his age and current structure of WWE. But if you told me he would be main eventing Survivor Series as the baby face instead of someone like John Cena, CM Punk and the other question participant Daniel Bryan, I’d have laughed in your face.

    I’m going against my logic and common sense and will say Big Show gets a title run. Whether now and in the next year or so, the guy gets title reigns and main event pushes at the most random times. Bryan feuding with Brodie Lee and Ginger Sheamus is also not a good sign.

    Big Show


    I can’t imagine the WWE Title being put on Big Show anytime soon. He’s the go-to guy for a boring post-Summerslam / post-Wrestlemania title feud that does nothing for anybody. Sure, he’s had a couple of World Title runs in the past year but… well, that’s Smackdown. That’s not to say that I think Bryan will be given the belt particularly soon, but I think it’s still likely to happen eventually, whereas I don’t think Big Show will EVER get it.

    Daniel Bryan

    Who is more likely to hold the WWE title next?

    • Daniel Bryan (59%, 13 Votes)
    • Big Show (41%, 9 Votes)

    Total Voters: 22

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