It is now time to name the first ever Sexy Wrestler of The Week! Are you ready? Well, you better be. It’s your own fault for not being adequately ready. Harsh truth, I know.
With the leap from naming your most sexy wrestler monthly to naming he or she weekly, we had scientists develop a new and more accurate way to measure your opinions. It’s called the Sex-o-Meter. It has many sprockets and buttons. It even releases steam. That’s fancy so it has to work better, right?
So we fed all of your opinions and suggestions from various social media sources through the Sex-O-Meter to see if maybe we could get a better reading on who you thought should be this week’s sexiest wrestler…. well, guess what. Not a thing has changed. We just got a stronger reading for Adam Cole than ever before! Yes, your first Sexy Wrestler of The Week is none other than, Adam Cole. You all obviously feel rather strong for this glorious specimen.
So, the Sex-O-Meter was a waste of our money but at least we know for sure that your unwavering love of Adam Cole is legitimate.