The world can be dark and scary so let’s escape and name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week!
Welcome to another extreme edition of Sexy Wrestler of The Week. The votes we definitely get have been definitely counted and we are set to name this week’s democratically elected vivacious victor…
… But we have a problem. The person you selected is missing. No one knows where he is. The Sexy Wrestler of The Week, Dean Ambrose is nowhere to be found, folks!
I hired a team of investigators (the kids from my neighborhood that like to play “break these bottles in all of the local driveways”) for a very cheap price to go look for him to tell him he won. They couldn’t find him but I loved this picture they snapped of the woods behind our K-Mart so I’ll just post that instead.