Sexy Wrestler of The Week

Hidey-ho, neighbors! It’s that time where we name who you voted for as The Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Grab some nails and a hammer because you are not going to want to leave your seat.

After last week’s catastrophe we are back and ready to move on. I’m pretty sure we were all brainwashed somehow. I am sure why I think that will be self-evident by the end of the post. You all did something very uncharacteristic.

You did not vote for Adam Cole and I’m kind of ashamed of it. There’s no way you did that without something to coerce you to do otherwise. With that being said, I decided to reveal some information that I unearthed about the person that did win this week.

In 1991 a truly horrible television show debuted and lasted until 1999. Based on the animalistic noises of Tim Allen, Home Improvement lasted for a grueling eight seasons. What does this have to do with this weeks winner? Well… take a look at the winner and the picture used.

Your Sexy Wrestler of The Week, Prince Devitt was on an episode of Home Improvement as one of the helpers on Tool Time. It was the episode where Tim Taylor was like “women are this way” and then said “men are this way.” How embarrassing for Prince Devitt. I think we should all deduct 80 Sexy Points from him for appearing on such a horrendous show.

It should also be noted Prince Devitt used to run a Home Improvement fansite where he named Al Borland the Sexy Toolman of The Week every week for nine years.