Hello, you all. It is time to name The Sexy Wrestler of The Week again. It is exciting.
No, it is not Wednesday. In fact, it is Thursday. Thursday is the day after Wednesday and also the day before the glorious day known as Friday. Do not ever say this website is not educational because it is. I just proved it.
This comes a day late this week because while I was searching for a picture of this week’s winner (as voted by you, the readers and participants of this site, of course) I came across an exclusive picture e-mailed to me by an inside source that also answers The Question of The Week: “Why are Brock Lesnar’s pants so high?” This took me an extra day to prepare because I wanted to treat it with the proper care that such a huge exclusive deserves.
So not only am I fixing to unveil the Sexy Wrestler of The Week for you all. I am also going to give you The Answer of The Week to The Question of The Week. I hope you can handle this coming at you all at once.
Without further ado…
That is right. Adam Cole retains his streak as your Sexy Wrestler of The Week. You can all give yourself a standing ovation for doing a swell job as voters. We are all proud of you and you should take that compliment to heart.
Now, what you see here is proof that Brock Lesnar wears his pants so high because he pays Adam Cole to live in his pants kind of like a baby kangaroo. It is pretty sweet and I like to think about it a lot when life has me down.
I would also like to take this time to point out that I did not use a single contraction in this week’s post to show my solidarity with Contraction Free Week. “Stand Tall and Never Contract.”