It’s time! It’s time! It’s… time to name the Sexy Wrestler of The Week!
With my trip to Mexico out of the way I am back and ready to tally your votes and announce your winner for the week. Without pointing fingers, I’d like to express my not-so-happy feelings towards whoever tried getting me trapped in Mexico by setting up a fake award banquet and leaving me without a way back.
After a lot of walking and swimming, I finally made it back. I think I know who did this. I think we all know who did this. The person who likes to rig the voting when he does the article. Okay, yeah. I am pointing fingers.
Let’s all recap the very definition of “Sexy,” courtesy of Merriam-Webster:
Now, let’s scan the comments under the definition because why are there comments?:
Now, let’s bask in the glow of your winner:
Adam Cole is back on top as your Sexy Wrestler of The Week! You can count on fair and balanced reporting here for now on and probably will not have to see Prince Devitt win on here ever again. The other guy will not be back writing for us. Now, let’s all stare at the picture and honor Our Luscious Leader, Adam Cole.