Don’t look now! It’s time for Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Actually, do look now. Look now for a long time, please.
Hello! We are back for another fantastic edition of Sexy Wrestler of The Week. Isn’t it amazing that weeks come every week? That means you get the chance to vote on your favorite Sexy Wrestler every week and then you get to see who wins every week. Weeks are a great part of life. We do not even have to have them but we do.
First off, I need to inform you that my fill-in will be back next week. I know, I know. There is definitely something fishy about him but I left him a strict list of how to read your votes and how to conduct himself so we should not have a problem this time around.
The reason I will not be here the next two weeks is because I received a letter stating that I won a journalism award and have to go all of the way to Mexico to accept it onstage in front of my peers. I am beyond excited. Shortly after the letter arrived, I got a phone call and they told me they are paying for everything since I won the big award.
Anyway, let’s get to the main reason you’re all here:
The votes have been tallied and your Sexy Wrestler of The Week is none other than Adam Cole. Not much of a surprise but boy does he deserve it. He continues to reign supreme here. Congratulations! I would like to take this time to thank all of you for reading this every week because without you I would have never won this award for journalism. I’ll be back for you lovely people in two weeks!