Hear ye! Hear ye! It is time to gather ’round ye merry olde computer screens, because it is time to name the weekly award that everyone votes for. Sexy Wrestler of The Week.
Like last week, the normal vote-counter is on vacation and I am here again to announce to you what you’re all here begging to know… and no, it’s not that Adam Cole guy.
The majority of you have all seemed to wisen up and move on from to greener pastures. This is not to be confused with Louis “Greener” Pasteur, who is known for coming up with the cure for Ray Bees, an alien species of bees with the power to shoot sun rays from their foreheads, that haunted Earth during the 1800s. His nickname “Greener” came from his time in college where his friends found out that his favorite color was green. They really got him good… but that’s neither here nor there.
Okay…. Okay… I know. You just want me to tell you who the sexiest superstar of the week is. How dare I try to teach you anything when you’re all hot and bothered with anticipation. Was your voice heard? Of course it was and I promise 97% of you will be happy because that is the percentage of people who voted for this week’s winner.
There it is. You voted with your heart and all came to a great conclusion. Prince Devitt is your Sexy Wrestler of The Week by a landslide. I’m so very proud of you all for having great taste two weeks in a row. Will Prince Devitt continue on and beat Adam Cole’s records of Longest Running Winner and Most Times won? Only you can decide!