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News for The Week of May 19, 2014
WWE
Vince McMahon can’t find The WWE Network on his TV. He has been looking for it constantly on his Direct TV guide since the launch but is too proud to ask anyone for help.
JBL pronounces the word recycle as “ressaggle.”
After Daniel Bryan‘s injury was revealed, WWE considered bringing back CM Punk but figured no one would realize it was him without the bags under his eyes.
TNA
Criss Angel is in talks to become a new member of The Menagerie.
CM Punk has changed his voice mail message to “Stop calling me, MVP. I don’t want to join TNA.”
In attempt at a “deja vu” storyline, Samoa Joe is yet again missing and once more, no one notices.
Other
CM Punk was last seen smiling and living his life.
The Dragon is closing the Gate on the USA this Summer. You heard it here first.
Lance Storm orders BLT sandwiches without the bacon.
