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News for The Week of February 23, 2015
WWE
Kane and Big Show will be in the WWE Studios remake of Tommy Boy with Big Show playing Chris Farley‘s character and Kane taking the place of David Spade.
WWE is running out of ways to spin Darren Young‘s subtweets about them supporting homophobic entities.
WWE changed Sting’s theme music because Jim Johnston really wanted to show off his bird calls that he has had recorded for years just waiting for the right time.
TNA
TNA let Samoa Joe leave because they feel Grado fills his spot as “chubby wrestler we don’t understand but the fans like for some reason.”
Dixie Carter is looking to start her own podcast where she says “Hotty Toddy” as many times as she can within an hour.
TNA is considering bringing in a hardcore title and debuting “the Tommy Dreamer division.”
Other
The Bullet Club is bringing in Jose Canseco to be their version of Dennis Rodman.
Vince Russo is trying to get a job in Lucha Underground by showing up to booking meetings wearing a mask and making offensive stereotypical comments about “himself.”
Lance Storm doesn’t like the phrase “the greatest thing since sliced bread” because a lot of great things have happened since sliced bread was invented.
