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News for The Week of December 2, 2013
WWE
We had a scoop that The Miz wouldn’t normally have been turned heel right before the debut of his movie but WWE forgot about it. Unfortunately for us, our e-mail was hacked and this news got out before we could post it.
Chris Jericho posted a picture of himself getting another tattoo proving that his mid-life crisis is still in full swing.
‘Christmas Bounty’ starring The Miz broadcast on ABC Family last week, marking the latest attempt by Triple H to replace ‘The Chaperone’ in people’s minds as the worst film released by WWE Studios.
TNA
TNA had one of its most well received episodes of IMPACT this year. It featured food fights, funerals, DJ’s and flying turkeys.
We can confirm TJ Perkins and Kenny King are still members of TNA despite everything saying otherwise.
Having been forced to retire his Aces and Eights leather vest, Taz has been spotted assembling a new selection of outfits in the ‘husky boys’ departments of various clothing stores, arguing with shop assistants that orange definitely is a flattering color.
Other
Davey Richards and Ring of Honor have began slinging mud at each other. Davey made a mud pie and literally threw it at Delirious thus getting blackballed out of ROH.
Chikara has been confirmed to definitely return in 2014! Just kidding, it’s still extremely dead.
Lance Stormlikes The Little Mermaid. Mr. Storm also loves when you tweet him questions about animated Disney films.
