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News for The Week of April 9, 2014
WWE
Triple H demanded that the throne from his Wrestlemania entrance be moved behind his desk at WWE’s corporate offices. While he won’t admit it, it is very uncomfortable.
Sources say WWE has yet to connect the dots in regards to Wrestlemania being great and Daniel Bryan having two thirty minute matches on it.
Jack Swagger breaking the Andre The Giant Memorial trophy was not scripted and just an unfortunate case of clumsiness by Swagger.
TNA
The new mask Abyss uses is made out of the souls of 30 sinners and a bit of used bubble gum to save money.
Taz was recently accused of creating multiple Amazon Wishlists and registering them under the names of various TNA Knockouts. This was discovered when a fan asked Velvet Sky to model the orange boxers and Affliction beanie he purchased off it for her.
As part of an inter-company talent reshuffle, Christy Hemme has been added to the TNA creative team while Dave Lagana will announce matches in a low-cut top and be stalked by Sam Shaw.
Other
Jeff Jarrett‘s new promotion, Global Force Wrestling, will have a title belt that is a golden guitar with a bejeweled strap.
With a lack of Japanese Dragon Gate talent, Dragon Gate USA is considering changing its name to “Teddy Hart CAT.”
Lance Storm missed Wrestlemania due to being in Hawaii to compete in a hula dancing competition.
